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punch her cheeks

you'd best know i'm going to punch her cheeks!!

there was money riding on whether i could punch her cheeks

she was willing to let him punch her cheeks
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
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urban tumbleweeds

filmy, plastic shopping bags flipping around, everywhere and anywhere.

what happened to the missing sock? ask the urban tumbleweeds! they've HAVE to have seen something! -they're everywhere, including hundreds of miles out at sea, masquerading as jellyfish for the lucky, hungry marine life!
john HAD to control the urban tumbleweeds! he couldn't have one 'wafting' over the baby's head!!

they found her stone dead, de-oxygenated under a mass of urban tumbleweeds!
by michael foolsley November 28, 2009
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my chateau

ones' residence, home, lean-to, tent, campsite, place under bridge abutment, and/or misc. lodgings
lets' surrey over to my chateau for a 'treat'

my chateau is just a mile away, lets' take my chariot!!

i 'spunked down' at his/her crib, not my chateau!
by michael foolsley December 27, 2009
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company that wouldn't leave

something that has "worn out its' welcome" and is unable to 'get the hint' that you want its' stupid ass GONE!!
cut a flop, but the dung wouldn't flush; and was the company that wouldn't leave!
stepped in dog flops, (olden times?) and couldn't get rid of it or its' 'essence'; it was the company that wouldn't leave!
joe came over and was the company who wouldn't leave, until he had smoked up all my 'gage'.
by michael foolsley February 19, 2010
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yappy the dog

any variety of incessantly yapping beloved lap dog (only by its' owner, ie: 'not my child')

someone who talks WAY too much! ie: diarrhea of the mouth!!
the crackheads were burglarizing a house when they encountered yappy the dog!!

that bitch talks WAY too much!! -fuckin' ay!!, -yappy the dog!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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get off the ground

to leave the bonds of gravity by whatever means: airplane, music, drugs, success/money, sex
the music is powerful when we can get off the ground

that gage was strong enough to get me off the ground

she was able to get me off the ground with the grinding she administered!!
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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get wise

suggestion for the 'dim' or 'weak witted'!! indication more valuable, "non-disposable" information is available for use, than what is presently being (or has been) observed and/or "in-gear"!
you chug-a-lugged a mixture of sweet 'cohols' and wondered why you were a 'deffing machine'? -GET WISE!!

you got that little girl preg-o-not 'cause you wouldn't wear a 'garbage bag'??? -GET WISE!!

you cracked a 'piece of meat' and didn't realize a 'price' was involved? -GET WISE!!

you don't want to 'get rammy' with it like a bull in the china shop...-GET WISE!!
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
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