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apply an oral vacuum

a 'polite' insult from the 'class' of 'polite', verbose insults
won't you apply an oral vacuum to my rectum?

let me cordially invite you to apply an oral vacuum to my crank

couldn't you kindly administer an oral vacuum to my jonk?
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
mugGet the apply an oral vacuummug.

pick up sticks

attract "boner owners" (also a children's game)
you can't look that good and not pick up sticks ! , it's a natural LAW !

she lost 35lbs and was surprised to find herself again able to pick up sticks !
by michael foolsley April 1, 2021
mugGet the pick up sticksmug.

bubble wrap crack

popping bubble wrap bubbles and unable to stop until all the bubbles are spent. -enjoying the assorted 'crack' sounds as well. supremely addictive!!
that bitch wouldn't stop with the bubble wrap crack...i was about to get my .45!!

whole lot o' goodness wit dat bubble wrap crack!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
mugGet the bubble wrap crackmug.

industrial reproduction

creation of humans without regard to consequences of same
-ie: who finances this, for how long, who is maintenance director/spiritual advisor, and what kind of guarantee/warranty is available?
he was making bodies industrial reproduction style, quick as he could cream!!

she was an industrial reproduction dream
that octo mom specializes in industrial reproduction
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
mugGet the industrial reproductionmug.

personal politics

specific ways one particular human deals with and responds to interaction with other humans. -some of us choose more bizarre ways of accomplishing this than others....
if you knew john, he was a sweet guy; but his personal politics remained on the bizarre side. this may have been a defense mechanism...

brutus dressed like a biker, and projected anything but the "warm fuzzies", but was a rhodes scholar; he had unusual personal politics!
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
mugGet the personal politicsmug.
(-muhammed ali) the easily imagined capabilities of a fine looking woman as regards to sex skills
man, i bet dollars to doughnuts (like that phrase??) that bitch could float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
mugGet the float like a butterfly, sting like a beemug.

loadmaster

the female; -a military cargo jet will have a person dedicated to calculating weight loads and space requirements for transportation of heavy, bulky objects. -the materials will be calculated for weight and 'processed' for delivery.

the female serves much the same function, absorbing, incubating, 'processing' and 'delivering' the 'load' of the male.
consequently, upon 'arrival'; more humans are in evidence after final 'journey' of the 'load'!!

some males could qualify as loadmaster too, but for more short length 'hops'!! and much shorter term load 'management'.
joe tag-teamed with that loadmaster, but made sure to slither into his 'propho', first!!

the loadmaster was 'processing' steve's DNA!!

kara favored lapping only, and had no loadmaster inclinations!!
by michael foolsley October 13, 2011
mugGet the loadmastermug.

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