by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
filling a cavity with what it needs and desires and achieving satisfaction. -this can be used in place of real sex.
it is a discipline practiced by old people, fat people and other assorteds unable to get sex.
the concept of 'getting off' via the stomach. there is a 'folk' statement dealing with this concept, as related to the male
(sorry folks, my stupid mind's gone blank!)
it is a discipline practiced by old people, fat people and other assorteds unable to get sex.
the concept of 'getting off' via the stomach. there is a 'folk' statement dealing with this concept, as related to the male
(sorry folks, my stupid mind's gone blank!)
man, that stuffed shrimp was pure stomach sex!
that chaw clit (chocolate) was stomach sex!
i can't get off but i'll settle for stomach sex.
that chaw clit (chocolate) was stomach sex!
i can't get off but i'll settle for stomach sex.
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
saw my first halter top today, so nice to lose the skin fever!
jeb's skin fever quickly melted away, upon arrival at the nude beach!!
she was baring "prime parts" and celebrating departure of the skin fever!!
jeb's skin fever quickly melted away, upon arrival at the nude beach!!
she was baring "prime parts" and celebrating departure of the skin fever!!
by michael foolsley April 28, 2011
take muscle relaxants or other magic pharmaceuticals 'for your health', providing a rubbery feeling similar to being drunk, but with a bit more clarity.
fuck those beers lets' get rubbery!
she got rubbery on quaaludes, then stripped; and ground the poison out of him
she got rubbery on quaaludes, then stripped; and ground the poison out of him
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
national geographic magazine! -this honored and wondrous magazine was the place i saw my first pair of tits!! -although they were on an african woman, and i had been raised in somewhat of a racist environment, it was not too difficult to imagine them on a white woman!! i was like, damn! whats' the big deal?? -so THATS' a pair of tits!!
natty geo also was in my hands many a time when i'd find myself in some boring environment, ie; visiting friends of my folks, etc.......
i at one time subscribed, but had trouble with their nazi-like subscription policies. i've recently heard they're "hurting" -i hope not!!...-glorious magazine with great articles and WONDERFUL photography!!
natty geo also was in my hands many a time when i'd find myself in some boring environment, ie; visiting friends of my folks, etc.......
i at one time subscribed, but had trouble with their nazi-like subscription policies. i've recently heard they're "hurting" -i hope not!!...-glorious magazine with great articles and WONDERFUL photography!!
found myself at "uncle" mcfoolsley's house bored to tears!, natty geo was my savior!!
seed me a pair of tits in natty geo !!
seed me a pair of tits in natty geo !!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2010
by michael foolsley December 05, 2009
attempt to raise the level of some of the more uplifting and elevating of human experience/s...sex and drugs definitely come under this category.
getting off the ground, back in the early days of aviation and 'breaking the bonds of gravity', was a much-sought after activity. in later aviation, much greater heights were sought! i.e. stratosphere, e.t.c. -no need for MISERABLE sex or drug experiences, when one can truly BLAST OFF!! (hint to the ladies! re; the female experience!!)
getting off the ground, back in the early days of aviation and 'breaking the bonds of gravity', was a much-sought after activity. in later aviation, much greater heights were sought! i.e. stratosphere, e.t.c. -no need for MISERABLE sex or drug experiences, when one can truly BLAST OFF!! (hint to the ladies! re; the female experience!!)
guy! try for the sky? (guy:) nah, godda pee in a fucking cup!!
i suckled him, till his eyes rolled back; but he'll never try for the sky with me!, i will find another "piece of meat"
the 'dirt boo' i bought, made feeble my try for the sky!!
i suckled him, till his eyes rolled back; but he'll never try for the sky with me!, i will find another "piece of meat"
the 'dirt boo' i bought, made feeble my try for the sky!!
by michael foolsley November 01, 2011