wunderdung

A.K.A. "wipeless shit"

pronounced 'voonderdung', the miraculous excretion/defecation requiring little, or NO clean-up!!
they were hustling me to get to the meeting, fortunately, i blew a wunderdung!

was hoping for a wonderdung, as i was in a hurry; but ended up with a "mess in my rump"
by michael foolsley September 15, 2014
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dunging bun

wrapping several layers of "terlit" paper around itself to avoid 'soiling' the fingers! the final result looking somewhat like a spinster librarian's hair "bun" on the back of her head !

one CANNOT WIPE a stuck "nugget" , and HOPEFULLY has nitrile or surgical gloves !
i made a dunging bun to avoid touching my "grease release"

i blew a "bad dung", employed a dunging bun , then dunging gloves!
by michael foolsley January 17, 2022
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taster's choice

john liked a creme horn more than pie, this was his taster's choice!

sidney's taster's choice steered her to hard bodies

rulanthra taster's choice required a gay fat person for sex.
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
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perkers

young girls/women at the peak of physical maintenance ease
(from about 15~25) human chronological erosion and/or gravity hasn't set in yet, 'stealing' their easy ability to maintain a pert, perky body.
john and don saw a group of perkers and they got "moist"

judy was in her late twenties and spent lots of time exercising, she consequently looked better than those perkers!

putting on her "muumuu", jan remembered when she ran with perkers!
by michael foolsley January 09, 2010
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popeye punch

the concept of getting SO frustrated with this life, one would spin their arm around and around like a windmill, and let loose a punch at the desired 'brick wall', that would possess enough 'wake-up' power to knock the world off its' axis. -as seen in the ancient popeye cartoons
john kept thinking of giving his boss a popeye punch

that fucking lemon transport needs a popeye punch

i'd popeye punch that pumped up chump!

samir wanted to popeye punch those bastard club bouncers!
by michael foolsley July 10, 2010
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girly magazine

1950's (etc) "porn" magazine featuring scantily-clad females (about like modern underwear ads!!)
john's mom took away his girly magazines AND his comic books, its' no wonder hes' now a porn executive!!

-took my girly magazine into the 'loo' and set myself off!!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2010
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