Definitions by michael foolsley
whiff of money
motivator for the currency-challenged, taking notice of the potential of money dispense, possible aphrodisiac
in the early 1900s, residents of the south got a whiff of money from chicago.
in the thirties and forties, many got a whiff of money from washington dc, and proceded to suckle the government teat!
judy cashdollar got a whiff of money from the rolex 'ordinary' joe barnes was wearing at the pick-up bar.
jim got a whiff of money from the potential new employer
she got a whiff of money and got 'moist'
in the thirties and forties, many got a whiff of money from washington dc, and proceded to suckle the government teat!
judy cashdollar got a whiff of money from the rolex 'ordinary' joe barnes was wearing at the pick-up bar.
jim got a whiff of money from the potential new employer
she got a whiff of money and got 'moist'
whiff of money by michael foolsley August 11, 2010
confused with a toilet
shat on or peed upon, shit on one/something, treat with total abandonment of respect, 'stink' upon one, break-down, malfunction
my boss got me confused with a toilet
my tv confused me with a toilet last night
john's wife confused him with a toilet
my tv confused me with a toilet last night
john's wife confused him with a toilet
confused with a toilet by michael foolsley August 11, 2010
diddle-li-dih
guitarist ass fuck john's diddle-li-dih in 'cut your heart out' around 3:00 on the poop eater's new CD is joyous!!
eddie van halen's diddle-li-dih in 'beat-it' makes me swoon!!
that electric 12-string pilot cut loose a sweet diddle-li-dih!
eddie van halen's diddle-li-dih in 'beat-it' makes me swoon!!
that electric 12-string pilot cut loose a sweet diddle-li-dih!
diddle-li-dih by michael foolsley August 10, 2010
currency ratio
the currency ratio is killing me! everyone and his/her relatives is/are putting the 'touch' on me for money, but very few (IF ANY!) are giving me a road-map to the 'money trees' -ie: many empty palms to my right, extremely few to my left helping to facilitate the transfer!
SUGGESTION: for me to give YOU money BEGINS with me having a source for the money in the first place!! (hint hint!!)
this unequal currency ratio is eating my ass up! VERY DIFFICULT for me to save both myself AND the world, with such a lopsided income/outgo ratio!!
SUGGESTION: for me to give YOU money BEGINS with me having a source for the money in the first place!! (hint hint!!)
this unequal currency ratio is eating my ass up! VERY DIFFICULT for me to save both myself AND the world, with such a lopsided income/outgo ratio!!
currency ratio by michael foolsley August 8, 2010
shot-putter
males; -the placing of the 'shot' (or ejaculate) in a chosen or convenient location, -usually ending up a mental, physical and spiritual challenge!
went into foolsley's bar and saw nothing but shot-putters
john was a true shot putter, he was a slave to a kuhm drop!
beth and melissa were sharing a muscular shot-putter
john was a true shot putter, he was a slave to a kuhm drop!
beth and melissa were sharing a muscular shot-putter
shot-putter by michael foolsley August 1, 2010
soft month
re: bill paying! -a soft month would be a month when the payments are a bit 'light'...-no quarterly payments or 'forgotten', or unexpected charges, like doctor co-pay, insurance, taxes, speeding ticket, e.t.c.
i did my bills, but it was a soft month, without any extra 'sting'
-had a soft month this month!, -next month, the whole world will probably need money...
-had a soft month this month!, -next month, the whole world will probably need money...
soft month by michael foolsley July 27, 2010
summon the hot drops
after the pickup bar rebuff, his only recourse was to go off and summon the hot drops!
she was vigorously grinding him, trying to summon the hot drops!
he was burning in hell trying to summon the hot drops
she was vigorously grinding him, trying to summon the hot drops!
he was burning in hell trying to summon the hot drops
summon the hot drops by michael foolsley July 25, 2010