Definitions by michael foolsley
left door law
business; -entering a business which has double doors, the right door is invariably LOCKED!! -i've traveled this earth for ever and ever, and have virtually NO memories of ever encountering an open right door!! (excepting "public" bldgs!)
-WHATS' UP WITH THAT??
i'm left handed, and always grab the (locked) right door!! with my right... -IF YOU HAVE TWO GODDAMNED DOORS, WHY NOT OPEN BOTH!!?? i guess if both doors are open and able to be used, the "secret police" will appear and apply "extreme unction"!!
-WHATS' UP WITH THAT??
i'm left handed, and always grab the (locked) right door!! with my right... -IF YOU HAVE TWO GODDAMNED DOORS, WHY NOT OPEN BOTH!!?? i guess if both doors are open and able to be used, the "secret police" will appear and apply "extreme unction"!!
shit!, this stupid door is locked thanks to the left door law!!
the left door law is applied at our business!
i hate grabbing the left door and finding it locked because of the left door law!
the left door law is applied at our business!
i hate grabbing the left door and finding it locked because of the left door law!
left door law by michael foolsley December 24, 2010
P.S.I.S.
P.S.I.S. by michael foolsley December 15, 2010
balloon out
all the jones boys had big beer guts, it was a matter of time until, steve too; would balloon out
judy had a great body but huge arms, all her sisters were pear shaped, flynn wondered if judy too, would balloon out
judy had a great body but huge arms, all her sisters were pear shaped, flynn wondered if judy too, would balloon out
balloon out by michael foolsley December 15, 2010
christmas car sales delusion
buy someone a CAR for christmas?? HUH?? -did someone tell these dealers i'm shitting golden eggs?? -GOLLY GOSH DARN!! (respect for christians!!) -what kind of world are we living in??
-even if i were a 'high roller', the person would have had to have been a basic slave to me, to rate that.........(this includes SEX!!)
-even if i were a 'high roller', the person would have had to have been a basic slave to me, to rate that.........(this includes SEX!!)
christmas car sales delusion by michael foolsley December 15, 2010
marinating my chicken
re; male sex: -applying 'grease' of any kind to male 'prime parts', before sexual 'travel' (singly OR plural!)
lubricating the 'ram rod' of the male to lessen friction, facilitating smooth travel from point 'a' to point 'b'
lubricating the 'ram rod' of the male to lessen friction, facilitating smooth travel from point 'a' to point 'b'
wut you been doing tom? -marinating my chicken!
i was marinating my chicken, to eliminate 'shaft burn' (urban dict.word!!)
i was marinating my chicken, to eliminate 'shaft burn' (urban dict.word!!)
marinating my chicken by michael foolsley December 15, 2010
reading therapy
a means of distracting the mind, as well as absorbing, facts and/or information. of course, for this to be of any use, it is helpful to actually LIKE to read; as well as have the ability to do so! (ie: dyslexia, etc.)
reading was useful to me as a youth when few would 'hang' with me. reading became my 'drugs'!! , granting me the ability to 'take a trip' into another world!
(note: recommended by mental health professionals!!, along with exercise!!)
reading was useful to me as a youth when few would 'hang' with me. reading became my 'drugs'!! , granting me the ability to 'take a trip' into another world!
(note: recommended by mental health professionals!!, along with exercise!!)
i'm going to opt for some reading therapy tonight, i'm worn out from worrying!
put you out of my mind, with some reading therapy!
put you out of my mind, with some reading therapy!
reading therapy by michael foolsley December 15, 2010
muslim safe
being in a bar-b-cue joint, a place that serves pork!! -one is not likely to get 'blowed-up' there!!
muslim safe by michael foolsley December 15, 2010