try before you buy

pre-marital sex, trying the 'merchandise' before signing any 'contract'!

steve believed strongly in the try before you buy school.

lila always deferred to the try before you buy mode.

try before you buy can help avoid signing a bad, hidden policy, or misrepresented 'contract'

by michael foolsley March 15, 2012

the laws

police, john law, gendarmes, troopers, 'officials', e.t.c.

'the laws' was used by warren beatty in the film 'bonnie and clyde' re: the appearance of the police.

this term is one of my personal favorites! it is short, sweet, somewhat ignorant, the truth; and generally brilliant! here indeed, DO come the laws!!

SHIT!, here come the laws!!

i was up on mcfoolsley mountain, trying to 'crack a piece' when here come the laws!!

by michael foolsley August 16, 2010

mess in my rump

defecation of the particularly messy variety; a 'bad dung'

just blew a 'bad dung', now i've got a mess in my rump!
don't know about this walking upright, this 'bad dung' has left a mess in my rump!
('rump' is SUCH a laughably goofy word!!)

by michael foolsley December 31, 2009

magic marker beard

1/4" strip of beard -looks dumber than hell and way more trouble than shaving! popular with the latino circuit AKA:pencil beard

he had a magic marker beard and was looking super-goofy

dig that magic marker beard

by michael foolsley December 14, 2009

seed throwers

the MALE ! , kind of a not so willing 'FARMER' !

jim went in the pickup bar , but inside were nothing but seed throwers !!

Rebecca was TIRED of seed throwers ! and desired a nice, "slice" of PIE !!

by michael foolsley January 05, 2022

rick mybarrs

lick my balls in japenglish

rick mybarrs

by michael foolsley December 04, 2009

get moist

female equivalent of getting a 'boner'

i saw his harley and got moist

i saw those new mcfoolsley guitars and got moist!

the bluntsman's new inventory made me get moist!

rosanna's stiff nipples and butt length magnificent hair, got me moist!

by michael foolsley March 02, 2010