i'm going to park tocks and dung down!
i'm going to park tocks and dung down, -then 'not publish' any more michael foolsleyisms!!
i'm going to park tocks and dung down, -then 'not publish' any more michael foolsleyisms!!
by michael foolsley February 05, 2010
arising well BEFORE dawn!!
NOT a sado-masochistic term alluding to abuse of 'prime parts'
but a reference to being 'awake and vertical' LONG BEFORE the first glint of light appears at the horizon!!
NOT a sado-masochistic term alluding to abuse of 'prime parts'
but a reference to being 'awake and vertical' LONG BEFORE the first glint of light appears at the horizon!!
i had to beat the crack to do electrical work, which resulted in me "sleeping in" till 6:30A on week-ends!!
had to beat the crack to catch that flight!!
beating the crack is kind of a criminal situation!!
had to beat the crack to catch that flight!!
beating the crack is kind of a criminal situation!!
by michael foolsley September 06, 2011
john liked a creme horn more than pie, this was his taster's choice!
sidney's taster's choice steered her to hard bodies
rulanthra taster's choice required a gay fat person for sex.
sidney's taster's choice steered her to hard bodies
rulanthra taster's choice required a gay fat person for sex.
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
a woman who 'gobs on' the makeup, wears tons of jewelry, thrives on being 'pampered', wouldn't be caught dead going camping, thrift shopping, hates getting dirty, sweaty, exercise, TERRIFIED of NUDITY, WORSHIPS money; -best skills are facilitating release of "man-chowder"!! -thinks own body waste is un-odoriferous! a non-'hippie-chick'; a snob!
-never a 'deep' thinker, having only the most superficial of things to discuss. -most smart men are only able to 'deal' briefly, while getting the 'poison' ground out of them, then VANISH!! (aka: spo-oo-oo-oo-ky action)
-never a 'deep' thinker, having only the most superficial of things to discuss. -most smart men are only able to 'deal' briefly, while getting the 'poison' ground out of them, then VANISH!! (aka: spo-oo-oo-oo-ky action)
john: i think i'd like to 'do' that big flashy blonde! bill: -thats' spooky action!!
thats' some spooky action over in the corner, i told that one babe i was a doctor!, i could smell the 'cave drip'
lets' work those spooks over at table 5, i bet we can get 'into gear' -thats' indeed some spo-oo-oo-oo-ky action!!
thats' some spooky action over in the corner, i told that one babe i was a doctor!, i could smell the 'cave drip'
lets' work those spooks over at table 5, i bet we can get 'into gear' -thats' indeed some spo-oo-oo-oo-ky action!!
by michael foolsley June 26, 2011
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
experiences in a public bathroom, sitting next to someone 'deffing' in a loud manner! -general deffing experiences in public facilities
i had a close encounter of the turd kind at the airport 'bowls'
someone 'deffing' next to me provided a close encounter of the turd kind!
someone 'deffing' next to me provided a close encounter of the turd kind!
by michael foolsley January 10, 2010
at that particular moment john's entire world revolved around his plan to bang that ass...!
that butt is excruciatingly perky! my plan is to bang that ass!
hey diddle diddle, its' all pink in the middle, i'm going to bang that ass!
that butt is excruciatingly perky! my plan is to bang that ass!
hey diddle diddle, its' all pink in the middle, i'm going to bang that ass!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009