michael foolsley's definitions

case hardened

steely resolve, resolute mental grip on a situation, where welding equipment (or LSD!) would be the only thing one could use to make it budge!!

case hardened businessman

case hardened virgin

case hardened politico (liberal OR conservative!)

he is a case hardened businessman, he'll never budge on that price!

shes' a case hardened virgin! you'll never 'crack that crotch'
hes' a case-hardened conservative

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

crack that crotch

sex, filling the 'gap' intruding upon the 'nether' region

john is making a fool of himself trying to 'crack that crotch'

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

slop tub

a fat person -i first heard slop tub from my poor, dead momma who was a kansan plains woman. -apparently pigs will eat any damn thing (including a turd) a slop tub is a big container into which basic garbage/food scraps are/is thrown.

-most larger people do not get fat from eating heads of lettuce and radishes...

that big lady is sloppy fat! yeah! shes' a real slop tub!!

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

little friday

thursday

i'm hurtin', but a lot less; now that its' little friday!

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

thumping kind

those with the car sound systems 'on steroids' heard two blocks away!!

i was sitting at a light being tortured by the thumping kind!

by michael foolsley November 18, 2009

work

pulling out all the stops from ones' (male OR female) bag of tricks in order to get sex.

turning on the charm, hiding all negative and potentially damning behavior, making a fool of oneself purely to 'launch and/or envelop!

look at joe work that babe, he hasn't got a clue shes' gay.

by michael foolsley November 18, 2009

anal breeze

fart

just whiffed someone's anal breeze!

by michael foolsley November 17, 2009