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the moisture in solid human 'waste' that gives it (poo) its' resistive, elastic powers. -that which impedes its turning to 'dust' and blowing away, like oklahoma in the 1930s -relative of grease, petrol
count on a 'grease release' to feature lots of oil of dung!
stepped on some dog flops and the oil of dung gave it great elasticity and removal resistance!
stepped on some dog flops and the oil of dung gave it great elasticity and removal resistance!
by michael foolsley March 1, 2010
Get the oil of dungmug. i was riding saturn's rings on my dirt bike about the time the light changed and some guy framped at me (-thanks to those bastard traffic blinders!!)
-that chronic had me riding saturn's rings!!
-that chronic had me riding saturn's rings!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the riding saturn's ringsmug. a toilet with a coin controlled door release. what kind of 'sicko' is responsible for fleecing people for money to shit?
i've crawled under or over a pay toilet stall with gusto!! -FUCK YOU!!, pay toilet hustlers!!!
i've crawled under or over a pay toilet stall with gusto!! -FUCK YOU!!, pay toilet hustlers!!!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
Get the pay toiletmug. not hearing expected 'normal' noise from a situation.
NOTHING scares parents more than when they don't hear any noise emanating from wherever their punk offspring are 'playing'. they'll be up in a 'heartbeat' to check, upon hearing too much quiet!!
mysterious lack of usual 'normal' sonic pollution
NOTHING scares parents more than when they don't hear any noise emanating from wherever their punk offspring are 'playing'. they'll be up in a 'heartbeat' to check, upon hearing too much quiet!!
mysterious lack of usual 'normal' sonic pollution
its' scary quiet today! my townhouse neighbor the heavy metal drummer that drives the over-powered land yacht must not be around!!
it was scary quiet in the jones' play room, the industrial production agent went in to check!
it was scary quiet until the drunken "rednecks" showed up and began loudly pontificating!!
it was scary quiet in the jones' play room, the industrial production agent went in to check!
it was scary quiet until the drunken "rednecks" showed up and began loudly pontificating!!
by michael foolsley October 27, 2012
Get the scary quietmug. those in the death business...undertakers, funeral homes, or perhaps M.E. pathologist, , e.t.c.
those whose work invariably has a body on a 'slab' !
those whose work invariably has a body on a 'slab' !
i've got the reaper stalking me, and the slabbers drooling !
that fentanyl had my buddy with the slabbers
the slabbers are waiting for YOU !
that fat ass T---p , needs to be with the slabbers !
that fentanyl had my buddy with the slabbers
the slabbers are waiting for YOU !
that fat ass T---p , needs to be with the slabbers !
by michael foolsley March 16, 2024
Get the slabbersmug. 'dump' and 'load' are 'relatives' so, if i have to ejaculate, i could most certainly 'have a dump'!; just as i could 'leave my load by the side of the road'
-my friend loves to say "take a dump in her orifice!" -i find it fascinating that 'dump' rules in the world of shit; while 'load' is the supreme potentate of the spermatozoa world!!?? -perhaps 'load' has 2MM more connotations to liquid than 'dump' does??
-and while we're at it...why is a 'suck' called a 'blow'? -NEVERMIND!!, lets' get the 'skonk' out!!!
-my friend loves to say "take a dump in her orifice!" -i find it fascinating that 'dump' rules in the world of shit; while 'load' is the supreme potentate of the spermatozoa world!!?? -perhaps 'load' has 2MM more connotations to liquid than 'dump' does??
-and while we're at it...why is a 'suck' called a 'blow'? -NEVERMIND!!, lets' get the 'skonk' out!!!
ty used a colloquial sibling and ended up 'jiving some minds"!
if daily existence is a 'word game' anyway, then let me have some colloquial sibling fun...
if daily existence is a 'word game' anyway, then let me have some colloquial sibling fun...
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
Get the colloquial siblingmug. by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
Get the christ's crappin' crotchmug.