offload that bage

take out the trash -picturing a house, home, residence,etc; as a ship where you are throwing something overboard (enviro-correctly, of course!!)

i'd better offload that bage

better offload that old damn bage!

by michael foolsley December 14, 2009

traction

good, dung cleaning power of cheap, rough toilet paper!

(60grit sandpaper?) -no 'waste skating' from 'powder-puff' 'soft' "terlit' paper!!!

pat and smear that dung down!!, or get some good traction CLEANING!!

she'd bring her own 'lit' paper, hating the traction of mine!!

by michael foolsley June 01, 2011

measurable lot

something greater than or less than -a quantity having more or less than a zero capacity

that lauren certainly has got a measurable lot!!

hey bill, whats' hap nun? -not a measurable lot!!

by michael foolsley February 01, 2010

trails

hallucinogenics -a visual 'trail' of a moving object commonly experienced with LSD. trails and body 'rushes' are some of the more interesting asides of the experience/s!!

i see the international space station, but i'm seeing trails from it!! -damn, bro! GOOD SHIT!

he moved his arm and i saw trails...

couldn't play guitar till i stopped 'peaking', i was still seeing trails!

by michael foolsley February 12, 2010

T.M.S.I.D.K.

TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW!! (for the texting lions and lionesses) a texting response to someones' 'same old song', expressing boredom (YAWN!!) with someones repetitive and/or boring prattle, you've heard ten thousand times before!!

texting: babble, babble babble...-T.M.S.I.D.K.

that 'bird' is SO excruciatingly FINE!! -T.M.S.I.D.K.

urban dictionary no longer likes michael foolsley definitions!! -T.M.S.I.D.K. !!

by michael foolsley September 05, 2013

defecation wand

rigid stick or prod used to minimize a "lincoln log" so it will more easily depart in a toilet

shit! this lumps' more than a mouthful for baby!, i'm gonna need my defecation wand!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

little boy who cried wolf

a person who manufactures the truth (donald trump ??)

a children's fable about same, a constant LIAR !!

the police finally caged bubba up for being the little boy who cried wolf

he was the little boy who cried wolf, people finally got tired of that shit !!

by michael foolsley March 07, 2022