Definitions by michael foolsley

urban dictated 

rejection of concept by urban dictionary

dude! thats' pretty funny, you should try to get that in urban dictionary...i did, i got urban dictated!

urban dictated by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

paisley sealy 

terrifically body-fluided mattress

dude!, you need to dump that paisley sealy! think it could tell some stories?

paisley sealy by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

tat limbo 

the terrible state of choosing between paying bills etc, or getting tattoos...ie: no money to complete or add to tattoo/s, fucking broke!

got me a great idea for a tattoo, but i'm busted; i'm in tat limbo!

tat limbo by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

upsy daisy bage

something to say to the trash bag as you pick it up.

i heard my neighbor saying, 'upsy daisy bage' i was like, what the fuck!?

upsy daisy is something generally said around babies or kids! -how DIVINE to humanize a bag of garbage!

upsy daisy bage by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

embrace the devil 

try to like or understand something you dislike, don't understand, or perhaps don't know as much as you think you know about it

walk in anothers' shoes

that rush limbaughs a fat prick, but we went out drinking and i had a good time- hes' cool, i had to embrace the devil with him.

judy had to embrace the devil when having her first anal

i went out with a bunch of liberals, -man, before i knew it i was smokin' weed...they were all right! i had to embrace the devil with them.

embrace the devil by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

stomach sex

filling a cavity with what it needs and desires and achieving satisfaction. -this can be used in place of real sex.

it is a discipline practiced by old people, fat people and other assorteds unable to get sex.

the concept of 'getting off' via the stomach. there is a 'folk' statement dealing with this concept, as related to the male
(sorry folks, my stupid mind's gone blank!)

man, that stuffed shrimp was pure stomach sex!

that chaw clit (chocolate) was stomach sex!

i can't get off but i'll settle for stomach sex.

stomach sex by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

mental neutral

unable to focus on any one thing. forgetting what is 3" from your nose. not specific to old people.

unable to get the mind 'in gear'

i was gonna look up this word but my stupid mind went into mental neutral.

had sump'm i needed to do but now my minds' in mental neutral

mental neutral by michael foolsley November 22, 2009