rally round my butt stink

suggestion for those/he/she who has wronged one!! encouragement for these same individuals to find 'great glory' from the smell of my shit, or farts!!
they turned you down for the job! -yeah, well they can rally round my butt stink!!

those 'music makers' can rally round my butt stink!!

those not liking my concepts can rally round my butt stink!!
by michael foolsley January 30, 2010
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shes' packing

well built human, possessor of "the gear"; ("shes' got the goods!!") -the best a human body could ever look!! (note: this definition is NOT specific to the female!, and could easily be applied to the male!!) ie; 'hes' packing'..... -"built like a brick shithouse"
my friend looked at me with a sort of faraway look and half-drool, and stated; 'shes' packing'!!

saw a dude at the gym and thought to myself, 'hes' packing!!'
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
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hippybilly

hippie+hillbilly

a 'redneck' who has smoked cannabis, and possibly imbibed other intoxicants of the hallucinogenic type, while still retaining strong elements the hillbilly discipline, (i.e. industrial alcoholing, hunting, guns, nascar, indiscriminate sex/ fighting, homophobia, hating of 'liberals', and general right wing posturing) -inability to perceive the whole 'picture', the REAL truth, and/or see the forest for the trees! ignorance of the 'liberals' being as stupid as the 'conservatives'...
all the construction site, guys that long ago gave folks a problem for having long hair; are now all hippybilly boys!

those hippybilly boys at foolsleys, won't hesitate to get into a 'duke-out' over the most feeble of situations!

some hippybilly boys were verbalizing loudly and crudely, when they saw my wifes butt as she walked!

a little knowledge is a dangerous thing for a hippybilly boy!

some of the country 'stars' are little more than hippybilly boys!!
by michael foolsley October 13, 2013
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worker's rhythm

establishment of a working 'pace' at a job, usually performing boring repetitive tasks that can be done in ones' sleep!! one can simply 'tune out', while still perfectly performing the job. you show up a eight, go into your 'trance', look up; and the clock reads 4:30p!

a job with different tasks or more variety requires more concentration, i.e. 'work' or disruption of ones' mental 'rhythm'

this theory could be PART of a job granting one a PERIOD of repetition OR; the entire day of repetitive task/s.
this idea could be experienced in assembly line type jobs, or jobs which entail tasks that always remain pretty much the same.
got a new job! its' going to be a while before i 'learn the job' and get back my worker's rhythm!

mike foolsley dumped a whole pile of new orders on my desk, completely different then last week, disrupting my worker's rhythm!!

working this job is no problem! i've been doing it so long, i just go into a worker's rhythm TRANCE!
by michael foolsley September 08, 2012
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sucker trap

an artificial entity one becomes too friendly with, that can end up making a fool of one. examples would include drugs (especially cocaine!!) alcohol, sex, money, gambling
back in the 80s' cocaine was the new messiah!! -what a sucker trap!!

those 'praying' to alcohol are worth pitying, such a sucker trap!!

she "ground the poison" out of him, effectively making him her SLAVE! -a genuine a sucker trap!!
by michael foolsley September 10, 2012
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parallel appetites

two sex partners having about the same appetite for sex!
consequently, there is none of this 'doing one a favor', stuff!!
this is particularly useful in marriage!, where the dream of a 'hungry' partner can be a silent, unrealized struggle!!
after all these years, juliana and (??) still had parallel appetites for one another.
after the accident, mike and (??'s) parallel appetites had changed somewhat!
judy respected the ballistics of the 'hot drops', john, the 'quivering quim' (match em!!, if gay!) -they still had parallel appetites!!!
by michael foolsley February 02, 2010
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imagination hat

the imaginary hat your second grade teacher told you to put on, but never told you to take off!
using his imagination hat helped john deal with this life!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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