Definitions by michael foolsley
turd rider
tailgater -having a poor 'detective' of a driver UP YOUR ASS!! -GET THE FUCK OFF MY ASS!!! (assuming you are driving the speed limit or more!!!!) one car length for every ten miles of speed??
i'm going to pull over and dump this turd rider!!
this turd rider is PISSING ME OFF!!
i'm going to get out of the way and make this turd rider 'point man'
this turd rider is PISSING ME OFF!!
i'm going to get out of the way and make this turd rider 'point man'
turd rider by michael foolsley December 16, 2009
box or ashes
june stated she wanted a box when asked, box or ashes ?
do you want a box or ashes?
don't like things crawling on me, isle take ashes!!
do you want a box or ashes?
don't like things crawling on me, isle take ashes!!
box or ashes by michael foolsley December 16, 2009
sump'm bout this life
something about this life -reflection on the mysterious realm of day to day existence with other people, and a comment on the frustration of same. (this does not even take into consideration natural "disasters" and/or "god's will" situations!!!!!) ie; mental asylum without walls, "free range" mental asylum!
judy gave john the heave-ho, he just shrugged and said; sump'm bout this life!
i caught 'the' cancer! -sump'm bout this life!
my mother just died -sump'm bout this life!
i caught 'the' cancer! -sump'm bout this life!
my mother just died -sump'm bout this life!
sump'm bout this life by michael foolsley December 16, 2009
lethargist
lethargist by michael foolsley December 16, 2009
smoke out the dogs
allowing a turd rider (tailgater) to pass you, become the 'point man', zoom out in front attract the police and get the speeding ticket!! (not specific to males!!)
create a diversion to force concealed 'officials' to break cover
create a diversion to force concealed 'officials' to break cover
smoke out the dogs by michael foolsley December 16, 2009
pushing me
tailgater hoping you'll either speed up, or get out of the way
(these new cameras are gonna plug a lot of asses!!!)
(these new cameras are gonna plug a lot of asses!!!)
this ass-sucker is pushing me...i'm going to have to lose his stupid ass!
this asshole is fucking pushing me
this asshole is fucking pushing me
pushing me by michael foolsley December 16, 2009
skin phobia
those deathly afraid of ever baring their 'treasures', who worship at the altar of the fabric covered
alison had the skin phobia, she'd never bare her 'treasures'
the church had poisoned her mind, she would never bare her 'treasures'
the church had poisoned her mind, she would never bare her 'treasures'
skin phobia by michael foolsley December 15, 2009