micHELLe's definitions

jastinate

To anally violate someone with a foreign object, as with a flagpole, broom, etc.

Sherri came flying out of nowhere and before I knew it I had been jastinated.

by Michelle September 10, 2003

flick

a move

We went to see a flick Friday night

by Michelle February 5, 2003

818

"The Valley" -- the San Fernando Valley that encompasses the northern portion of the City of Los Angeles (although it constantly wants to secede). Known for Valley Girls ("yeah, like gag me with a spoon... as if!"), the Galleria and a climate significantly hotter than the other side of the hill and thus rivaling Hell. Also the porn capital of the Western Hemisphere.

"My girlfriend is a figure model in the 818. So no future, but at least the sex is good."

by Michelle September 26, 2003

harmcity

baltimore city,maryland

im reppin harmcity to the fullest

by michelle August 11, 2003

Ass Valet

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

by Michelle June 25, 2004

shnugit

a hot guy's ass

Damn, there's a shnugit at 3 o'clock!

by Michelle March 8, 2004

"ben"fold

When you think that you want to cheat on your girlfriend, and then right as you are about to have sex you decide to change your mind because you feel guily, which is a great time to get a guilty conscience. This is called a fold, it relates to poker because when you go ALL IN you can't fold.

1. when you want to fight someone and you can't back up your words. thats a benfold.

2. when you decide that you're only gonna sorta cheat on your girlfriend.

by michelle November 11, 2004