mic's definitions

bitom

When your mom is being a bitch and won't let you do anything. Its an easy way to call your mom a bitch when your pisses, and she won't knoe wat your saying.

Your such a "Bitom" Mom.

by Mic August 5, 2004

mirror

what ugly people look at 100 times a day to see if they look ne betta, no it doesnt work, my brother has tried it already

Im going to look in the mirror and see if i look any better

by Mic August 5, 2004

polesmoker

one who performs oral sex on a male

by mic May 14, 2003

moist doggy doo

also known as pooh pohh

*grats for you if you just made it trough the pooh, moist, doggy, shit of a trial.

Wanna play with my moisty doggy doo

by Mic August 5, 2004

goo

what fags say when something is disgusting

tiff has goo in her face

by mic September 29, 2004

donkey dick

A dick that is extremly floppy and long, often has trouble getting erect and may need to use viagra. If erection lasts longer than 4 hours after taking the viarga pill, you need to seek major medical attetion

Dude, you have a "donkey dick"

by Mic August 5, 2004

green shit

Go eat alot of green Vegs, Green Fruit, and Green Icing. Take a shit n tell me wat u c.

Wow, my shit is green

by Mic August 5, 2004