Definitions by mic

microsoft sam 

The sweet ass dude that you can tell to say funny ass words and he says them in a really funny voice. You really need to try this. Its some funny shit.
-How To Get Microsoft Sam-
1.Click on Start
2.Click on Control Panel
3.Click on Speech
4.Type some funny shit and let him say it.

*/-THINGS FOR MICROSOFT SAM TO SAY THAT ARE FUNNY AS SHIT-/*
just copy and paste

1. I am Sam, Hear Me Roar, Bitch!
2. gdfgdhgidfghdfgiudfndfgopdfgdfnguidfuigigudfuigndfugnsdfgnpdggnuidfgdfngudfpggnuigpgnuidngdfnguidfnguidfgndgndfuigngh
3. Nigger

microsoft sam by Mic August 5, 2004

shittylog 

When you take a shit and it all comes out in one big strand. Often looks like a log. It may also be tought to get it down the little hole in the bottom of the toilet.
WARNING: DO NOT TOUCH IT!

Hey willie, check out that "shittylog"

shittylog by Mic August 5, 2004

spittlefrickle 

That werid word that that guy says on that commercail. Someone tells him to stop making up words and then he says "spittlefrickle," meaning, god damn it mother fucker you are an ass hole for telling me to stop making up words you peice of shit hoe! or just saying "darn"

Gosh you caught me sue, "spittlefrickle"

spittlefrickle by Mic August 5, 2004

pooh pooh 

A fresh batch of shity pooh!

Mother, I just took a pooh pohh, want to see?

pooh pooh by Mic August 5, 2004

shitty pooh 

Having a fresh batch of moist shit

hey john, come and look at my shitty pooh

shitty pooh by Mic August 5, 2004

moist shit 

a fresh batch of dog shitthat comes from a human, (its true)

damn it! i just had a moist shit in my pants.

moist shit by Mic August 5, 2004

doggy doo

A fresh batch of moist doggy doo

ummm... thats some tasty doggy doo

doggy doo by Mic August 5, 2004