Definitions by metdizzle

caked

when a girl, usually of the skanky variety, wears enough makeup on her face to paint a bathroom.

ew man look at her face, its caked.

caked by metdizzle February 16, 2008

teacher hot 

when one of your teachers is relatively attractive compared to the rest of the painfully revolting staff.

id bang him, hes teacher hot.

teacher hot by metdizzle December 3, 2007

false boobs 

when the bra a girl is wearing makes her boobs appear good sized, until you take it off and discover they really are not.

i didn't let him take off my bra because it gives me false boobs.

false boobs by metdizzle December 3, 2007