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material frequentism

The idea that the number of objects in a universe is only countable by the surface area of the materialist-frequentist line.

Paradigm of a surface area as a counter of the objects in a system-in-totum.
The materialist frequentist line is the only discrete line-with-no-surface-area.

Godelism proffers that countable objects are tautological to countable systems. In other words a countable object must first be a countable SYSTEM.

Godelism gives rise to material frequentism--which states that the sum of the surface-exteriors of all countable objects anneal to a discrete line with no surface area.
by metastatic February 26, 2022
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trans nominalism

A hypothesis that each 'kind' of animal as described in Noah's Ark's story and the creation story is a metaphor for a language-class; for instance nouns, verbs, adverbs, pronouns, and adjectives.
In trans nominalism (transnominalism) the creation story is a parable for the creation of language.

In other words, the "animals" are figures of speech for 'figures of speech.'
by metastatic December 16, 2021
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Einstein's Folly

Description of Einstein's theory of relativity's one limitation in which special relativity is unable to apprehend compositive light and general relativity is unable to measure the distance between any two photons in a single line.
Einstein's Folly states that general relativity is unable to measure the distance between any two trienes or Riemann time-series in a Riemann function.
by metastatic March 15, 2022
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internetworked language

An internetnetworked language is a language that is both a query-language and a web templating language.

It can be hosted in a static log-ref; in particular the log-ref's of enterprise flash.

An internetworked language can both host itself and act as a mainframe language.
An internetworked language can host itself.

A common example of internetworked language is JSON-CLI.
by metastatic November 1, 2021
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quintic integral

A non-Tarski space (convex vertices within the surface-interior of a sphere) that is propounded to solve all quintic and higher-level polynomials.

Arises from Abelian conjecture...which states that no algebraic solutions to polynomials at the 5th order and higher are possible.
The quintic integral fulfills the conditions of pan-integralism which state that the solution to a fifth-order equation can only come in the form of an Abelian surface-area specifically a non-Tarski space in the shape of a Pentagon...
by metastatic February 26, 2022
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Denihilism

Postulate that labor has no intrinsic value.
Denihilism is the phenomenon that labor has no intrinsic value. It is an aura of submodernism and a retort to Karl Marx.
by metastatic August 11, 2021
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plastocene

Epoch of end-stage postmodernism in which plastic best manufacturing-practices enter food production and even employ edible plastics ie. xenoestrogens as components of food.
In the plastocene, which is the final stage of postmodern, food becomes plasticine.
by metastatic April 5, 2021
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