jeniferver

a lady who seems to be well groomed, until she takes off her pants!! Then it's hairy legs and a vagina so bushy her parties disappear.

the beautiful girl at the bar turned out to be a real jeniferver, I had to get the weed eater and the mower out before I could tap that.

by messy bun October 25, 2017

phat uncles

the old people that show up in their matching tshirts, and school all the young people on how it's done.

1. I can't believe the phat uncles beat us at human bowling and shots last night.
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.

3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.

4. phat unckles?? Really..

5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.

6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!

by messy bun October 29, 2017

caleat dust

the dirt in the cracks of an old wooden floor.

the old building smells of caleat dust.

by messy bun October 20, 2017

mr grubby

The smallest penis on earth.

Jenifer was so upset when she realized tommy was the true mr grubby

by messy bun October 25, 2017

shnizphuncled

unable to remember the events of the day or night before.

Blake is totally Shnizphuncled.

by messy bun November 19, 2017

oh sugar

Words a nice old grandma says when she really wants to say- mother fucker !!

1. OH SUGAR !! That really hurts.

2. Who did this!! OH SUGAR!! Where's my switch!!

3. Now listen here SUGAR, I'll knock your backside in the dirt if you would like to carry on this conversation.

by messy bun October 13, 2017

one eyed monkey lover

A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.

1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.

by messy bun November 19, 2017