messy bun's definitions

mustard head

The name your nice old grandma calls you before she beats you with a switch.

Come here you little mustard head!!

by messy bun October 13, 2017

phat uncles

the old people that show up in their matching tshirts, and school all the young people on how it's done.

1. I can't believe the phat uncles beat us at human bowling and shots last night.
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.

3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.

4. phat unckles?? Really..

5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.

6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!

by messy bun October 29, 2017

jeniferver

a lady who seems to be well groomed, until she takes off her pants!! Then it's hairy legs and a vagina so bushy her parties disappear.

the beautiful girl at the bar turned out to be a real jeniferver, I had to get the weed eater and the mower out before I could tap that.

by messy bun October 25, 2017

mr grubby

The smallest penis on earth.

Jenifer was so upset when she realized tommy was the true mr grubby

by messy bun October 25, 2017

blackeyed willie

A hickie on the head of a mans dick

Robert looked pretty funny getting out of his shower cuz Kim gave him a blackeyed willie

by messy bun December 28, 2017

cryinass man cock

a grown ass man who whimpers and whines like a bitch.

Sherri: hey who won the baggo tournament?
Ron: Brian and nathen is already screaming he cheated.

Sherri: Great here he comes now, get ready for the cryinass man cock story.

by messy bun November 19, 2017

one eyed monkey lover

A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.

1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.

by messy bun November 19, 2017