mercunium's definitions

San Marino

A pizza establishment in Birmingham, England that delivers a mildly warm 16" Hawaiian pizza for £12 and gives you two 9" pizzas free.

The pizzas they deliver more often than not have an additional topping of man custard that comes free of charge.

I'd like a buy one get two free offer please

by mercunium November 11, 2003

ogledemoo

Not very good

The weather's a bit ogledemoo

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

windypops

Flatulence. cf. fart

I've got a touch of the windypops tonight after that curry!

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

fugging

Fucking

Those fugging bastards are outside again.

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

man chowder

Semen - see also man custard and man paste

There were traces of man chowder on the hotel bed.

by mercunium November 11, 2003

hotrod

A dildo

Lisa's been stabbing herself with her hotrod all evening.

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

Fish Fingers

The process of insterting one's finger(s) into a female's vagina (referring to the smell of the said finger afterwards).

I had fish fingers again last night with Becky.

by Mercunium August 16, 2003