gaid

To be fucked by a member of the same sex.

Timmy got gaid last night at the swinger's party; Sammy always had the hots for him.

by mephjeff January 21, 2009

porlorn

A wistful sense of longing and desire to watch people having sex.

Feeling porlorn , Jimbo decided to revisit his copy of Splendor in the Ass and spend the rest of the afternoon in bed.

by mephjeff January 05, 2009