Definitions by meowlnir

Bert 

Any random old guy you see on the street, especially a weird-looking/badly behaved one. Often used together with descriptors such as "beer gut Bert", "ugly sweater Bert" and "angry Bert".

Dirty Bert over there just grabbed a boob!

Bert by meowlnir July 2, 2016

Shirtless Bob 

That one crazy dude in every neighbourhood who is almost exclusively seen without his shirt. Either ridiculously skinny due to too much exercise, or overweight due to too much alcohol. Best avoided by kids so they do not end up scarred for life.

Shirtless Bob's walking past the house again... lock the windows!

Shirtless Bob by meowlnir July 2, 2016

dicky dicky go shakey shakey 

When a guy has his dick out and shakes it around. Also see meatspin.

Dave got drunk and made his dicky dicky go shakey shakey.

dicky dicky go shakey shakey by meowlnir June 30, 2016

cheesemoo 

Thong underwear. Called such because it resembles a cheese cutter, and the moo refers to the body part it is covering.

Our gym teacher bent over so low we could see her cheesemoo.

cheesemoo by meowlnir June 30, 2016

Pazoo 

An exclamation shouted when something is so awesome, a simple "wow" is not enough.

Pazoo! I just passed my exam!

Pazoo by meowlnir June 30, 2016

smelly nelly 

Private parts (either gender) with a particularly bad odour.

Don't go down on him, he has a smelly nelly!

smelly nelly by meowlnir June 30, 2016

Pi-nis 

A penis that is exactly 3.1415... inches long, or the value of the number pi.

Sleeping with my math teacher was disappointing as he had a pi-nis.

Pi-nis by meowlnir June 30, 2016