melissa's definitions

CUPERTINO

An area of land where no one can drive, everyone lives for grades, and computers rule the earth.

A place that everyone from Asia wants to live, but no one that lives there wants to stay.

by Melissa May 13, 2005

blitch

A super cranky woman (BITCH) wearing too much bling (jewelry)

Damn, look at that blitch! She needs to see Jared, her bling is tacky.

by Melissa September 28, 2006

dodgeball

A high impact competition in hauppauge high school that includes numerous teams which consists of 3 males and 3 females where the girls are as strong and equally competitive as the guys. We are going to dominate all the stupid sluts and hoes who think they have athletic ability but in reality are just doing it for the attention.

You dont know whats coming at you with our intense dodgeball team!

by Melissa December 14, 2004

EP

Stands for Extended Play and is used to describe an album.

I bought an EP cd of my favorite band.

by melissa October 3, 2004

fart blossom

When a fart smells so bad you gag, even if it's your own.

"Oh Dan, you reak! What have you been eating??"

by Melissa January 20, 2004

p()()n!$ 3@737

1. p00nis eater.
2. p00nis is the lee7 word for poonis.
3. p00ntangclaN!

whoa i totally dig that p()()n!$ 3@737!!!! 11!!1

fo sho i'd tap daT p()()n!$ 3@737!

by melissa February 26, 2005

Shiggety Diggety

1. When someone kiils a joke
2. When someone kills a conversation
3. shinamoo

1. Dooshbag! Dooshbag! Dooshbag!
Ok shiggety diggety (u killed it)
2. erm.................so............
3. Ask Luke

by melissa February 20, 2004