melissa's definitions

fart blossom

When a fart smells so bad you gag, even if it's your own.

"Oh Dan, you reak! What have you been eating??"

by Melissa January 20, 2004

blitch

A super cranky woman (BITCH) wearing too much bling (jewelry)

Damn, look at that blitch! She needs to see Jared, her bling is tacky.

by Melissa September 28, 2006

skiba

Taken from Alkaline Trio singer, Matt SKiba, "skiba" means something ultimately cool....

I met this guy at the party the other dayand he was so skiba....

by Melissa May 31, 2003

dodgeball

A high impact competition in hauppauge high school that includes numerous teams which consists of 3 males and 3 females where the girls are as strong and equally competitive as the guys. We are going to dominate all the stupid sluts and hoes who think they have athletic ability but in reality are just doing it for the attention.

You dont know whats coming at you with our intense dodgeball team!

by Melissa December 14, 2004

EP

Stands for Extended Play and is used to describe an album.

I bought an EP cd of my favorite band.

by melissa October 3, 2004

Shiggety Diggety

1. When someone kiils a joke
2. When someone kills a conversation
3. shinamoo

1. Dooshbag! Dooshbag! Dooshbag!
Ok shiggety diggety (u killed it)
2. erm.................so............
3. Ask Luke

by melissa February 20, 2004

teno

another word for cool, awesome, badass, ect.

that shits Teno man!

thats so teno dude!

by melissa May 13, 2005