shear

v. to mentally or physically shorten or minimize an aspect of another

I sheared my sister after she made a gay ass comment

by Melissa March 22, 2003

Mandie Kissinger

A great person who is known for her tank ass. LoL I still love her. Even though she is a dickhead magnet, she deserves sooooo much better!! I LOVE YOU MANDIE!!!!

Mandie is a great friend!

by Melissa January 11, 2004

fqwhagads

1.)The name some wacko called himself in an email to Strong Bad, homestarrrunner.com's most beloved character.

2.)The subject of the greatest song sung by Strong Bad himself, "Everybody to the Limit".

Come on, fqwhagads, I say, come on fqwhagads! Everybody to the limit, the Cheat is to the limit, everybody come on fqwhagads!

by Melissa December 16, 2003

chonch

A woman's crotch. Her private parts.

My chonch is itchy.

by Melissa June 17, 2003

funkynuts

Sweaty nutsacs that are SO funky they smell like month old rotton cauliflower.

"Oh god man, I can smell your funkynuts all the way over here, I'm gonna pass out if you don't put your boxers back on"

by Melissa January 21, 2004

da shiznit

the shit; the best

i am da shiznit... that movie was da shiznit

by melissa October 19, 2003

h00bz0r

1. Homeless man.
2. Hobo.

see hobo

Lyk3 OMFG you pen0r i se3 that h00bz0r over there!

by melissa February 18, 2005