melissa's definitions

tanorexia

A disease like anorexia, no matter how tan a person is they never think they are tan enough.
tanorexic

Oh my God have you seen Tara Reid lately? She needs to check herself in for treatment of that tanorexia.

by Melissa September 21, 2004

wank

a mo fuckin welfare check

bitch! cash dat wank!

by Melissa March 30, 2005

yonk

a long period of time

I waited at the restaurant for him for yonks and yonks

by melissa May 25, 2003

chonchy

disgusting, raunchy

Look at that chonchy chica walking down the street wearing those rags.

by Melissa December 16, 2003

wiggle

To shake a body part. Or those annoying crackheads on that kids show, The Wiggles

Wiggle your ass.
Those Wiggles are smoking some serious dope and trying to teach our children something. Scary.

by Melissa June 17, 2003

your mom

comeback used by witless morons who cant think of anything to say i.e. my friend melissa

me:nice teeth melissa
melissa: ur mom has nice teeth
(ownage)

by melissa January 29, 2004

Tanorexic

When someone suffers from tanorexia, a disease like anorexia, no matter how tan you are you never think you are tan enough.

L: Melissa, sweetie, I think you've had enough sun today...
M: No no, I must get a tan
L: you've been at the beach all day, I think you are tanorexic.

by Melissa September 21, 2004