yonk

a long period of time

I waited at the restaurant for him for yonks and yonks

by melissa May 25, 2003

tanorexia

A disease like anorexia, no matter how tan a person is they never think they are tan enough.
tanorexic

Oh my God have you seen Tara Reid lately? She needs to check herself in for treatment of that tanorexia.

by Melissa September 21, 2004

s.t.p.

Shell Town Playa {s}

he a s.t.p.

by Melissa May 11, 2003

RoFo

Royal Farms, like a High's or a 7 Eleven.

Hey, can we stop at the RoFo on the way? I'm thirsty.

by Melissa February 02, 2005

Blonde

awesome person that has fun 24/7. may be a stupid person but not all the time.

Look at that blonde, all her talent... she could b a professional!

by Melissa July 08, 2003

your mom

comeback used by witless morons who cant think of anything to say i.e. my friend melissa

me:nice teeth melissa
melissa: ur mom has nice teeth
(ownage)

by melissa January 29, 2004

chonchy

disgusting, raunchy

Look at that chonchy chica walking down the street wearing those rags.

by Melissa December 16, 2003