melanthex's definitions

Texas

The greatest state ever

hey yall lets move to Texas!!!!

by melanthex April 4, 2005

french military victories

Such a thing has never happens, and never will. France may be beutifull but the french people are a bunch of pussies.

The french planted treats on the great avenues of the city of paris so the invading armies marched in the shade

by melanthex March 31, 2005

EU

The German and French device designed to control europe, and everyone who attemps to control europe always fail. The population of EU nations are about to plummet, who will replace them?middle-easterns and eastern europeans and what will happen to western europe then?

The EU is a great idea that is destined to FAIL!

by Melanthex May 13, 2005

Dr James Dobson

A fundamentalist christain that believes in sheltering and abusing your kids. He believes that even if the parents were neglectful or uncaring that it is the kids fault. He is loved by many incompetent single moms {usually divorced} that put the blame on their kids while they were the ones that did a crappy job. See: nazi religious rightdickhead ignorance

Oh no I dont let my kids watch tv or be exposed the the world. See I used to ignore my kids when I had a stellar career so I didnt have time for them. So the fact that they are failures or disobedient is their fault.

by melanthex March 28, 2005

tig bitties

What you call a girl with titties that are supersized.

wow look at delicious megan with her tig bitties!

by melanthex March 28, 2005

Pimps & Hoes Party

An excellent party where seemingly good kids become pimps and hoes and fuck each other. Usually results in more than one STD

You remember that pimps and hoes party at that one house damn that was good stuff

by melanthex March 30, 2005

jeff goldblum

an actor who wathes you poop like in milshakes definition.

if you dont believe me go to www.jeffgoldblumiswatchingyoupoop.com

by Melanthex March 28, 2005