medicalmechanica's definitions

Palinstan

The home country of Sarah Palin, where they say that reality bends in a complete random manner.

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by medicalmechanica February 10, 2010

Hallowbean

The way Halloween is called in Mexico.

Josh: Hey, did you know that they also celebrate Halloween in Mexico?
Trent: No, I think you mean the Day of the Dead?
Josh: Nah! I'm talking about Hallowbean!

by medicalmechanica November 4, 2011

teenigger

A teenage nigger.

Whoa! That skirt on Laeteesha makes her look so young, almost like a teenigger!

by medicalmechanica June 11, 2010

growplay

When someone goes and GETS A LIFE instead of dressing up as an anime character, otherwise known as cosplay.

Jessie: I know! Let's make a Naruto cosplay for the next con!
Bill: Nah, I'm busy playing growplay trying to find a job.

by medicalmechanica June 3, 2010

Noobember

A specific month when someone bumps into a lot of noobs.

noob1: hey how do u post 10-minute videos on utube?
noob2: i think u has to be a mod
noob3: no wai! u haev to be liek a veteran user
person: what is this? noobember??

by medicalmechanica November 14, 2009

emorrhoids

The name used to classify the cuts that an emo makes on his/her ass.

Guy 1: Hey, that emo kid's been sticking that razor on his butt repeatedly, you think he's shaving?
Guy2: Nah, man, he's getting himself some emorrhoids!

by medicalmechanica May 14, 2010

chosen cunt

An extraordinary term used to refer to a female that is destined to have virtually all males she meets in the quest of trying to fuck her.

Denise: Why does everyone I meet want to have sex with me?
Greg: 'cause you're The Chosen Cunt

by medicalmechanica April 25, 2010