me 's definitions

Penile Dementia

A psychological phenomenon that occurs when a male of the human species witnesses a gorgeously endowed female, and procedes to lose the ability to concentrate or focus on anything except her:

1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face

In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"

Man 1:Im sorry, what were we talking about? That blond chick that just walked by..

Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!

Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!

by Me February 26, 2003

spoon

an idiot,a loser
jimmy made it up at school

If you dive in the shallow end of a pool, your'e a spoon!
or "dont dive into shallow water you spoon"

by Me January 13, 2005

pupper

Norwegian (from Norway) for tits

Alina har små, søte pupper (English: Alina's got small and cute tits)

by me May 13, 2005

Thats my joint

Also used "Thats my song." Not a joint as in drug. Something that a being has great interest. But not a girl. Like a game or song.

(good song on the radio)..."This my joint"

by me May 13, 2005

Flog-ur-Log

To beat the penis very hard

Where u goin....to flog ur log?

by me October 21, 2003

sweeto

a variation of sweet-o

by Me December 6, 2002

The bassist theory

Almost always the bassist is the hottest guy in the band.

I love Paul Simonon.

Well duh, he's the bassist.

Oh yeah, the bassist theory.

by Me April 1, 2005