me 's definitions

shen

a fat chinese kid that rolls to his classes

"holy crap, shen is fat"

by me April 12, 2005

MILF

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

Some hot ass mom of a friend's that you wanna do so badly

When you're going out to basketball practice and you see ur best friend's mother bending over to pick some flowers and she's got a thong on Got MILF?

by Me April 15, 2005

cock canyon

pussy, vigina,a girls thing for a guy to stick his dick into

Wow, I wanna take a dip into that cock canyon

by me April 20, 2005

Hugh Dancy

a very very very attractive british actor. also very talented.although i doubt he actually dances.

Hugh Dancy is one of the hottest british actors out there.

by me March 24, 2004

snow

stuff that falls from the sky at christmas and it tastes nice

yum i like eating snow on christmas eve

by me July 22, 2003

PETA

P- Please
E- Eat
T- The
A- Animals

*I'm a member of PETA...I wonder what that stands for anyways.*
*Please eat the animals, dumbass...*
*What??...*

by Me July 26, 2004

divorce

An event that has become very common in today's society. Affects children more than adults-generally causes the parents to tell their children that "We're still friends" while talking shit about the absent partner and forcing the child to call them to tell them something. It is also the beginning of the introduction of a step-parent (aka demon in most cases) who feels it is their role in life to be a complete ass- all the freakin time.

me:I don't know a single person whose parents are still married, do you?
Jim: Um..no I don't either, thats bad isnt it?

by Me November 1, 2003