me 's definitions

crotch stretch

1.a stretch of the crotch/groin area done by pulling one's bent leg up behind one's head in a sort of turned out scorpion
2.an evil, perverted, ploy by a certain ballet teacher to have a chance to stare at a dancer's crotch area

1."Dancers don't look in the mirror it's a crotch stretch."

by me April 13, 2003

Eat me

Go to hell, fuck you, I hope you die, you are a piece of shit that deserves absolutely nothing.

Unfortunately I have the phrase "eat me" stuck in my head so my mom has been pretty pissed off at me lately when she asks what i want for dinner and i tell her to go to hell.

by Me December 26, 2003

sum 41

i'm gonna be one of the people who say sum 41 sucks!

yay

ok sum 41 is just a band that sucks
ya that's all i have to say

Mark: Hey, man, I just got the new Sum 41 CD it's awesome!

Me: takes the CD and throws it out the window

by me July 17, 2004

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

...wait, wait, wait..actually you don't use the letters F,S, and X so that really don't work lol

by me March 26, 2003

applesy

Of, or relating to being an apple.

This pie is very applesy, even for it being a cherry pie.

by me March 8, 2004

splaazz

that sound a fat guy (or chick) makes when falling into a pool

did you hear that splaazz!? WTF!

by me April 23, 2005

horny

wanting/needing ass really badly; wanting sex desperately

i haven't gotten any in 2 hours and i'm already so horny

by me March 23, 2003