Furry Art

A type of art that appeals to the bored, perverts of late night television. It is viewed by only the most clever, artistic perverts, with very vivid imaginations. It is viewed by the few that are too cheap to buy it on pay-per-view or those whom are too embarassed to rent it from the movie store. While admiring this furry art, one might pick out a round object that MIGHT be a boob or two objects that MIGHT be having sex. However, this is not for the weak of heart, because one never knows what to expect while viewing it. Sometimes, when the artist has gotten lucky, it is hardcore blurry porno on channel 92, and when the artist has messed up, it is a hardcore, blurry mexican church service. However, on the good days when the artist has found a good art piece, it can be one of the best 30 seconds of that artist's life. Jill is usually involved.

Watch the sock scene from American Pie.

by ME July 04, 2005

luxor

One who is l33t. Especially in the game, Counter-Strike.

Who is the l33test in Counter-strike? Luxor.

by Me December 22, 2002

windows update

An oxymoron in itself.

They add Spider Solataire and call ir\t Windows XP

by me December 28, 2003

Pokeman

A man who is obsessed with the pokemon traing card game.

Want to come over to my house so we can play some POKEMAN!!!!

by ME March 14, 2005

guitarist

A person who plays guitar.

About 1 in 10 guitarists actually get good at it. The rest learn shitty blink 182 songs to impress their friends. Some of these fuckwads form bands and spread their pathetic music around the world for many idiots to enjoy because they have never heard anything better.

Real guitarists include: Jimmy Page, Steve Vai, Jeff Beck, Jimi Hendrix, John Petrucci, Eric Clapton and many other non ass holes.

1. I have a $10 guitar and know 3 chords! I r teh guitarizts

2. John Petrucci is one hell of a guitarist.

by me December 23, 2004

Pi

1. A really awesome black and white movie made in 1998. Directed by Darren Aronofsky, director of Requiem for a Dream (which I didn't know till I looked it up just now). It's about a crazy math guy that is trying to predict the stock market, when his machine dies and spits out a number (which isn't pi). He believes the number is the key to understanding the universe and God. I don't want to give away what happens after that though.

2. Approximately 3.14. Used in math and such.

1.
Guy- "Have you seen Pi?"
LameGuy- "lol wats it bout? circles n such?!1 XD"
Guy- "It has angry Jewish people..."
Lameguy- "Awesome!"

2.
I read pi pages of the Iliad, then couldn't take the intense bordom anymore.

by Me April 20, 2005

skeez-donkey

A skeezer who is proficient in cock-gobbling and cum-guzzling. Must also be fat and ugly.

Check out that skeez-donkey, i'm sure she can suck a fatty.

by Me April 11, 2005