crotch stretch

1.a stretch of the crotch/groin area done by pulling one's bent leg up behind one's head in a sort of turned out scorpion
2.an evil, perverted, ploy by a certain ballet teacher to have a chance to stare at a dancer's crotch area
1."Dancers don't look in the mirror it's a crotch stretch."
by me April 13, 2003
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crudtastic

the word used to describe something that is particularly cruddy.
synonymns: craptacular
random guy: "boy, that there frozen chunk of shit is just crudtastic. it's got peanuts and everything."
Joe dirt: "Nah, that's a space peanut"
by me April 23, 2004
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Mud-slinger

This can be defined in two ways:
1. Little kids playing in a giant mud puddle throwing mud at each other, therefore being known as "mud-slinging."
2. Just another politician trying to make a point and get somewhere in the presidential campaign. These pointless acts of slandering the other candidates are also known in the Congressional area as well, like during the elections of State Representatives and Senators.
1. There's the neighbor's kids in my yard throwing mud at each other.

2. Those stupid politicians are so lame with their mud-slinging.
by Me August 14, 2004
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crab

yo, that crab is a pussy
by me December 22, 2003
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urbandictionaryite

someone who frequently visits (practically living at) Urban Dictionary.
by me October 01, 2003
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blows

meaning that you dont like something and it everyone is unhappy with it. the world would be a better place without it...

also meaning blow-jobs, or to suck on a males lower middle extremity

these two definitions may be used together to describe the utter lack of use for something
by me April 18, 2005
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Fruit Punch Special

The act of homocide during sexual intercourse with a female, spilling her bodily fluids on the sheets, resembling a fruit punch stain.
My sex life was in the dumps, but then I tried the the fruit punch special and I'm with a new girl every week!
by me October 20, 2004
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