58 definitions by mcnuggetdestroyer

fucked up shit

Something that happens that is truly fucked up. An example is when an ugly ass son of a bitch has the nerve to imply that you aren't good enough for him when his girlfriend has the body of a teletubby and her eyebrows don't share the same zip code.

Christopher made some dumbass comments about your body. That is some fucked up shit.

by mcnuggetdestroyer December 30, 2017

pocket porn

Steamy videos and/or nude pictures that are kept on any mobile device.

Tim has some pocket porn on his phone.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018

i think we should see other people

What a hoebag says when they want to break up with you most likely because they are seeing someone else. This means "haha, i already am seeing other people. fuck you."

I think we should see other people. You and I aren't meant to be.

by mcnuggetdestroyer December 31, 2018

man child

A grown up guy who acts like a kid. His diet consist of uncrustables, pizza, and raisins. He also drinks apple juice most of the time. His room is a complete mess.

Tim is a man child.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 14, 2018

flip a bitch

Making a u-turn that is illegal. It is typically done in a fast fashion.

Cassandra is about to flip a bitch.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 6, 2018

nude sender

Somebody who sends nudes with the intention of other people jacking off to them.

Reagan is a nude sender.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018

pineapple

A fruit that is not meant to be a pizza topping.

Anybody who puts pineapple on pizza will burn in hell.

by mcnuggetdestroyer February 3, 2018