mb's definitions

Wardrobe Malfunction

A lame excuse offered by a major television network after broadcasting nude images of a used singer.

Seeing Janet Jackson's Tits on National TV.

by MB February 2, 2004

Halloween

An annual excuse for girls to dress like sluts and get away with it.

Girl 1: I'm going to be a ______ for Halloween.
Girl 2: What's your costume look like?
Girl 1: I'm wearing my ______ underwear and _____ bra and heels.

by mb October 29, 2004

mise

verb - "to obtain something that is unusually great or unexpected, but still pretty good."
noun - "something unusually great or unexpected, but still pretty good"

"Your girlfriend is such a mise!"

"I had to mise my last fireblast off the top to win the match, and I did! I'm such a miser!"

"I can't sleep, as my roommate and her boyfriend have been mising all night long in the next room. =("

"'Mise!' he cheered gleefully when he learned that his opponent had misregistered his deck."

"With all the holiday shoppers, I can't believe that I mised a front row parking space!"

by MB May 5, 2003

meatnormous

1) A breakfast sandwich from Burger King with egg, cheese, sausage, bacon, and ham. In other words, a heart attack on a bun.

2) Someone who has a lot of man-meat.

According to his girlfriend, Andrew is meatnormous.

I was too lazy to drive to BK, so I killed a pig and used the entire thing to make my own meatnormous sandwich.

by MB October 2, 2005

separation

The breath-taking event that occurs on the chest of a woman when wearing a tightened seatbelt. Usually enhanced by a tight-fitting shirt and large breasts.

That hottie in the Infiniti has great separation (dot com).

by MB February 9, 2005

Vitamin A

Adderall, especially when used by college students as a recreational drug or a study aid. See also vitamin r.

He took some vitamin a and studied all night for that history exam.

by mb March 9, 2004

flicks

To pay for half of something

Go flicks on a pack of browns with me blood

by MB January 28, 2004