mayor of newark's definitions

admiral brown

Any floating turd seen in a river, lake, estuary, sea or ocean. Or in a baby's bath.

We had to start the engine and move the boat - we were surrounded by Admiral Browns.

by mayor of newark September 8, 2008

hammock snake

The erect human penis, usually in a sea-going, shortage of females. situation.

Bill's got his cabin door locked, must be chasing the hammock snake again."

by mayor of newark September 8, 2008

Upney

Completely crazy. London. Upney is an Underground station on the District Line and it is *one stop beyond Barking*.

"My ex-wife is totally Upney"

by mayor of newark September 9, 2008