Definitions by mayor of newark

Upney 

Completely crazy. London. Upney is an Underground station on the District Line and it is *one stop beyond Barking*.

"My ex-wife is totally Upney"

Upney by mayor of newark September 9, 2008

admiral brown 

Any floating turd seen in a river, lake, estuary, sea or ocean. Or in a baby's bath.

We had to start the engine and move the boat - we were surrounded by Admiral Browns.

admiral brown by mayor of newark September 8, 2008

hammock snake 

The erect human penis, usually in a sea-going, shortage of females. situation.

Bill's got his cabin door locked, must be chasing the hammock snake again."

hammock snake by mayor of newark September 8, 2008