mayor of newark's definitions

admiral brown

Any floating turd seen in a river, lake, estuary, sea or ocean. Or in a baby's bath.

We had to start the engine and move the boat - we were surrounded by Admiral Browns.

by mayor of newark September 8, 2008

Upney

Completely crazy. London. Upney is an Underground station on the District Line and it is *one stop beyond Barking*.

"My ex-wife is totally Upney"

by mayor of newark September 9, 2008

hammock snake

The erect human penis, usually in a sea-going, shortage of females. situation.

Bill's got his cabin door locked, must be chasing the hammock snake again."

by mayor of newark September 8, 2008