maxmoefoe's definitions

Gripple

When you are shaving your chest area and accidentally shave off one of your nipples.

Steven: ahh man, you should have seen last night, i got blood EVERYWHERE
Ben: Why what happened?
Steven: I was shaving and accidentally pulled a Gripple
Ben: OH jesus, you grippled your nipple?
Steven: Well yeah... generally

by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

Jlawked

The violent action of when one takes the head off an axe, holds it in one hand and then punches someone with it.

Ben: Did you hear about Roscoe? He's in hospital
Dave: Woah, what happened?
Ben: Oh, he ran in to some thugs late last night and one had an axe head, he got Jlawked several times in the face, he needs about 16 stitches.

by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

Retard

Also known as an American

Peter the retard is American so he can't count past 4

by maxmoefoe June 12, 2010

Ray Goggles

An expression used when someone falls over nothing or walks in to something which was obviously there causing people to think "How did he even walk in to that?!"
The name coming from the famous, black, blind piano player Ray Charles.

Brad: Be right back, i'm just going to grab an ice cream from the freezer
*Runs in to wall*
Steve: hahaha, what are you doing?! you must be wearing your Ray Goggles today.
Brad: ... *Is unconcious*

by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

pipple nunch

The action involving the attempted physical violence and strike using the human nipple/chest area. Often used as a last resort when more conveniant/logical physical self deffence/attack "moves" are un-usable.

John: Hey did you hear about pete? James broke his arms and legs last week in a school fight
Ben: Oh did he atleast try use his famous headbutt to break even?
John: Nah, he tried to Pipple Nunch, it didn't really do anything

by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

Brock Vision

Brock Vision or Brock Sight meaning; bad eye sight. When someone is having trouble seeing or noticing something in front of them or at a distance they are legible to be called on having Brock Vision.

The name coming from the rock type gym leader fromPokemon who always has his eyes "closed".

Kurt: I can hardly see it, can you bring it a bit closer?
Matt: I'm almost holding it right in front of you, get your eyes checked, i'm pretty sure you have Brock Vision

by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

Chear Bicken

A Chear Bicken is the cross bred animal which is created when a bear and chicken commence interspecies erotica. The Chear Bicken has a bear snout and fur but the general body shape of an average chicken, just slightly larger and much more muscular, it's thighs are more noticable in it's strange appearance as they have traces of feathers on them and are lighter in tone. The Chear Bicken is a carnivore and takes a liking to the flesh of human children.

Ben: Have you seen my son anywhere?
Steve: I think i saw him playing outside by that tree on the edge of the woods, i'd go find him if i were you, there's been Chear Bickens spotted around that area
Ben: Chear Bickens? pfft, they're just a myth
*Ben goes to find his son* *Finds a trail of harvested organs*

by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010