matty D's definitions

Cuntstable

Police Officer

Evening Cuntstable

by Matty D November 15, 2003

deriso

Someone who likes to give others the "backseat treatment".

Matty D gave Stacey Hamburgler the backseat treatment.

by Matty D March 30, 2005

Barm cake

To barm cake is to ask for anal sex

Jill can I barm cake you?

by Matty d September 30, 2014

TPR

English translation is "True Playas For Real". Greek translation is "Tau Pi Rho". This fraternity originated in Seaford, New York in 2003. It has beome the largest growing fraternity in the Northeast region but has also rumored to be in San Diego, Vegas, Boston, Key West and Orlando.

I want to be in TPR because it is the coolest frat every. Did you go to TPR's bladderbuster last weekend?

by Matty D April 28, 2006

wooden stake

Used to kill vampires. Has to be struck into the heart.

Watch any vampire film.

by Matty D July 1, 2004

fish hook

After sliding your finger into the cathedral you then curl your finger and pull back.

Dude I jumped inside Sally's cathedral last night and totally fish hooked her. She then left me to fuck an alcoholic.

by matty D January 2, 2005

besin

Another word for gypsy or traveller. An insult like the word Pikey.

Some besin nicked me bike, the little lucky heather selling shit!

by Matty D August 13, 2004