by Matthew January 30, 2004
A complete and total dumbass; a moron oblivious to their surroundings; one who is unable to grasp the obvious.
Derived from the character of Sheldon Sands in the film Once Upon a Time in Mexico.
Derived from the character of Sheldon Sands in the film Once Upon a Time in Mexico.
I can't see, fuckmook, I have no eyes!
by Matthew May 10, 2004
1. A blatant typo, during the execution of "lmao" the fingers are set upon the incorrect keys, in fact, one too many to the left, on the right hand. This results in "knai"
by Matthew July 26, 2003
"A/s/l" (Personal details - Age/Sex/Location)
"16/m/Canada"
"You're hot want to be my boyfriend/girlfriend?"
"Sure, what's your a/s/l?"
"16/m/Canada"
"You're hot want to be my boyfriend/girlfriend?"
"Sure, what's your a/s/l?"
by Matthew May 13, 2005
1. Someone who is a fucktard.
2. A very unintelligent person who lives life ignorantly
English/Hebrew
2. A very unintelligent person who lives life ignorantly
English/Hebrew
by Matthew November 16, 2004
Matt's so rebellious, he totally banged that chick.
Dude look at Chris Zeron, what a rebel, he got to 1st base with a guy, and yet, persists to mock others for being "gay"
Dude look at Chris Zeron, what a rebel, he got to 1st base with a guy, and yet, persists to mock others for being "gay"
by Matthew March 11, 2005
To pull a Secchi is to bail out at the last moment from an arrangement and give any reason other than the truth. Secchis are most likely to occur in the early stages of courtship.
Pete can't make it to the pub quiz, he says he's washing his hair but I think he's pulling a secchi.
by Matthew February 27, 2004