define

To portray the meaning of something.

I define the length of that cock as 2 feet.

by Matteo September 12, 2003

off tha hook

1. The act of not being prosecuted for a crime that one has committed.

2. The act of a telephone not being able to receive calls.

1. I'm off tha hook for murder one.

2. The god damn phone is off tha hook.

by Matteo September 12, 2003

new jack

A male who has recently accquired the ability to masturbate (jack-off).

I walked in on my little brother jacking off. He must be a new jack.

by Matteo September 12, 2003

LURP

A very attractive, young female raver. Acronym for 'luscious underage raver pussy'.

I saw this incredible lurp...

by Matteo February 23, 2005