matt parker (parkman47)'s definitions

buttplug

Cork for the anus.

he got da shitz so bad, he gunna need a buttplug to sit down and not crap himself

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 14, 2002

cromulant

abundantly used, proliferate, widespread, accepted

It's a perfectly cromulant word

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 13, 2002

butt pirate

one who lingers around the anal canal

arr matey, we butt pirates are in search of a place to bury our treasure, arr, arr.

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002

water toucher

a penis long enough to touch the water in the toilet while going number two

i've seen your penis and it aint no water toucher

by Matt Parker (parkman47) February 15, 2006

butt trumpet

old windows 3.11 internet control. usually used with modems slower than your mom.

load up butt trumpet

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002

festive

flamboyant, gay

"That slice of pizza is festive"

by Matt Parker (parkman47) October 29, 2002

Second Thoughts

Industrial music project from Vancouver, WA.

Have you heard the new Second Thoughts song?

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 13, 2002