stuipid

how stupid person spells stupid
a stupid way of spelling stupid
sometimes how potheads who try to type too fast spell it,i know from expireance
i am stuipid
by Matt January 13, 2004
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wreake valley

Wreak valley is a bag-of-wank school that was originally designed to be used as a prison. the teachers are all wanker and miss morley is a sexist drag queen who needs a good kick in the ovaries
wreake is a load of shite!!
by Matt April 23, 2005
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Screeching Weasel

A punk band out of Chicago, Illinois. Mostly known because Blink 182 covered their song "The Girl Next Door"
Albums:
Screeching Weasel
Boogadaboogadaboogada
My Brain Hurts
Wiggle
Anthem For A New Tomorrow
How To Make Enemies and Irritate People
Kill The Musicians
Bark Like a Dog
Television City Dreams
Emo
Teen Punks In Heat
by Matt November 11, 2004
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Hard Niple-Tightis

When your niple has a pimple on the inside of it. Or, your niple is just hard.
I've come down with a case of Hard Niple-Tightis
by Matt January 24, 2004
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chivel

Verb.
To pay off a debt in a smaller denomination of currency than the loan was originally made in, thus leaving the creditor with small change where he once had a note.
Often the small change, if accepted by the creditor, disappears on trivial purchases before the full loan is re-paid, meaning he never really recovers the debt's full worth.
Tom: Here's 10p for you, Mike. Now I only owe you £19.90p.

Mike: Hey - I told you when I lent you the money that I wouldn't stand chivelling. The smallest I will accept are £10 notes.

Tom: Ok Mike, I'm sorry. I'll never chivel a debt again.
by Matt April 28, 2004
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shmeat

when he/she sucks in a persons entire genital girth. you know this happend when your genitals feel like they have been stuffed hastily into a pool vacum followed by a slurpy "thlump" noise. After this greedy display of "wanting of the Cock/beaver", you can actually feel the persons molars grind away at you naughty bits.
This wanna be slut tried to shmeat me but all that got her was a broken jaw.
by Matt April 10, 2004
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Big Lebowski

Actually the title refers to the millionaire Jeffrey Lebowski, not The Dude.
by matt August 29, 2005
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