matt's definitions

courtesy tap

While a girl is going down on a guy, the polite act of tapping her on the head or shoulder before he comes in her mouth.

That asshole just came in my mouth, he wasn't even polite enough to give a courtesy tap!

by Matt January 10, 2004

stroked on

While playing basketball,he goes to shoot, you jump up to stuff his shot, he shoots just before you're there and he swishes it right in your face

"man you got stroked on"

by matt May 30, 2003

sidewalk

No such thing, it is a pavement

I can't be bothered to say the word pavement any more

by Matt March 4, 2005

Zinky Karfunkle

A person on hallucinagetic drugs who sees themselves as another person. Usually a makebeleive one.

Dude, Zinky Karfunkle is hear.
Dont' stink the Zink!

by Matt December 16, 2004

Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself

(1) method of dismissal
(2) A game that 90% of republicans and 85% of democrats need to go play

(1) You are talking too much, why don't you go play Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself

(2) We would all be better off if politicians, idiot talking heads, and the idiots who worship them would go play Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself while the rest of us try to work things outs

by Matt August 8, 2003

surfingsuicune

Guy who hangs around; drunk; wanderer; person who scares you in general; lover of TMTH.

surfingsuicune::bastardized english. (n). See above definitions.

by Matt July 8, 2003

blunt

A cut open cigar filled with some sort of narcotic.Usually Dope or Dro

Pass the blunt to the nigga on the left.

by Matt April 17, 2003