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sexah

thats what my gf meaghan is..and toni is jealous cuz she says im gay for talking about meaghan so much..scroll down on that page..she's chocolate ahahahah
Meaghan is so damn freakin sexah!
by matt July 24, 2003
mugGet the sexahmug.

philosophy

Contrary to some of the vacuous bullshit you'll find on this page, philosophy is a noble, no, possibly THE most noble academic discipline one can study. Sans repeating what our friend correctly said about the five major fields, I will say this: We live and die for philosophy. Even if we don't realize it, nearly everything we believe is predicated on someone's philosophical investigations. To debase the mother of all sciences as a "waste of the taxpayer's money" is to admit barefaced ignorance.

Oh yeah, and philosophy majors score higher than any other majors on the graduate exam; mathematics students come in second. Maybe they're doing something right.

PS. I'm not a philosophy major.
Do philosophy, dipshit.
by Matt May 26, 2004
mugGet the philosophymug.

nub

"That guy is a nub" Although if he ever saw me in reality he'd beat my ass with a bottle of syrup
by Matt March 5, 2004
mugGet the nubmug.

dance face

The idiotic facial expression that one makes while dancing.
John's dance face makes him look like he's constopated.
by Matt May 22, 2007
mugGet the dance facemug.

puertoitaleinideish

A child whos parents come from the nationalities of the following: Puerto Rican, Italian, Native American, and Irish. This is for breeding purposes only to make the best babies possible.
Matt and Danielle have intertwined their DNA to have puertoitaleindeish children
by Matt January 8, 2004
mugGet the puertoitaleinideishmug.

webgeek

A certain brand of geek, often with a low intellect. The webgeek uses forums to excess, likes anime, and uses ^^ a lot. There are a lot of female webgeeks.
hehe i wuvs cardkaptor saukara ^^ the character a soooo cute XD <^_^y

heheheehehehehe
by matt June 4, 2003
mugGet the webgeekmug.

stitch licker

a person who gets their rocks off by bj-ing a man after his circumcision (sp?)
OUCH, my girlfriend a a stitch licker
by Matt January 9, 2004
mugGet the stitch lickermug.

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