Splooge

the white sticky substance emitted from a penis while masturbating on a womans face

Oh my god, look at that sticky splooge I emitted on that sluts face!

by Matt October 06, 2002

Roll

1. To prepare various drugs for use.
2. To go somewhere in style.
3. A slab of fat on a person, sometimes with small animals living under it.

1. Roll that blunt for me, dogg!
2. Let's roll!
3. Eww! That girl probably has mice living in her rolls!

by matt October 22, 2003

Hard Nipple-Tightis

When you grow a pimple like bump inside your nipple or your nipple just becomes hard.

I've come down with a case of Hard Nipple-Tightis

by Matt January 24, 2004

Coca Cola

The best drink in the world. Pepsi is way worse then coke let me count the ways. First of all coke came out way before fucking pepsi. and another reson is that Coke just tastes better.

Coke is like KFC its finger lickin good.

by Matt August 15, 2003

Hotdog bun

The Bread around the weinner.

George: May I insert my hotdog into your bread?

Hank: Yes.

George: You Frigen' rule, Hank.

by Matt June 06, 2004

fanny bollocks

Fanny Bollocks - Term used loosely when describing a male who shows characteristics of a woman even though he is a man. Someone who enjoys whinging constantly to annoy and anger his fellow companions. Does'nt want to go out and get pissed every night because he'd rather sleep.

Man 1 : Are you coming down the pub for a drink?
Man 2: Aaaaarrr......i dont know....no cant be bothered
Man 1 : You fannny bollocks

by matt November 11, 2004

Lifetime

Is there a reason why this boring channel is even on the air?

I don't know of anybody who even watches Lifetime anywy.

by Matt October 04, 2003