shitcock

1. Literally a cock covered in shit, after anal penetration.

2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.

Get away from me shitcock!

by matt November 13, 2003

Pinch

Being stingy..cheap..worthless

To pinch.

Fabio is a pinch because he is too cheap to pay $.25 for a hair cut.

by Matt January 04, 2004

whore stick

something that, when having been beat with, you should feel really really stupid

"That slut pissed me off so I shizzmacked her with the whore stick."

by Matt March 15, 2003

foolishness

foolishness comes from the word foolish and is the action in wich you are doing somthing

"stop your foolishness"

by matt January 01, 2005

jerkizzur

Shaking involuntarily due to the effects of illicit drugs.

I got the jerkizzur with the ice.

by Matt December 16, 2004

baston

Word that New Englanders cant pronounce the word is BOSTON but those freaking idiots cant speak proper english this shit is funny cuz they are dumbasses

Go Baston Redsax

Im a complete idiot cuz im from Baston

The Baston Red Sox suck ass compared to the Yankees

by Matt October 14, 2004

spawling

The flaring of the buttocks.

Jewel's wide spawling emitted a fart that tainted the air of the room.

by Matt September 07, 2003