Urban Dictionary: Definitions by matt

Tbs

Possibly the lamest, most dumbed-down TV station ever to broadcast. Every week they show the same terrible movies (cut of course), the worst reality shows, the stupidest sitcoms and now they even show Sex and the City, cut of course. Might be a good station if they didn't censor everything, or if they showed some actual films other than the most brain-dead ones possible.

Tbs sucks. Typical American trash.

by matt December 7, 2004

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wanger schlanger

a wanger schalnger is a type of german sausage, but since it will be said very seldom in this sense, if you hear it anywhere outside germany, the likelihood is that the person saying it is referring to a penis.

"oh man, my wanger schlanger got covered in shit last nite after i bum fucked your dad"

by matt December 2, 2003

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hardcore

If punk rock is frustrated, then this is pissed off. that is one way i can describe it. a key thing to remember is that Hardcore is Punk, but Punk is not always Hardcore. if you think hardcore is As i Lay Dying you are confused. switch that band out for some Tragedy and you are all set.

if what you call hardcore has a solo more than 7 seconds than it is not hardcore. not all hardcore has breakdowns but a lot does. if what you call hardcore has no cussing it probably is not hardcore unless it is American Nightmare.

Converge = Not Hardcore
Modern Life is War = Hardcore
He is Legend = Not Hardcore
Outbreak = Hardcore

by Matt June 18, 2006

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spuzzum

town on the trans canada highway north of hope, recently experienced a fire which destroyed their store,post office, and museum, only one building burnt down, formerly a population of 60, now less, all visible remements are a sign spraypainted on the side of the highway pointing to "spuzzum indian reservation"

i blinked and missed spuzzum

by matt June 12, 2004

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