matt's definitions

Fat squirrel

=Fatticus Squirrelicus=

A severely plump and/or obese, turbo-nipped, short, male (or hairy female...we cant tell) with brown skin matching that of a squirrels. Squeals and will eat anything....Anything.

Person 1: Dave, you fat squirrel get your squirrely hands off my meatball sub!
Person 2: Yeah u mass of lard with a "face" and a "name"

by Matt January 28, 2005

ass handed

when someone gets completely smoked or destroyed, you say they got their asses handed to them.

The Ottawa Senators got their asses handed to them 9-0.

by matt February 5, 2004

Children of Bodom

A fucking great scandinavian metal band, with some of the best guitar riffs ever. Alexi Laiho is god.

Children of Bodom ripped my fucking head off last night.

by matt November 13, 2004

wounded pirate

another term for an angry pirate

After getting great head from Denise, I pulled out and sprayed her in the eye, then I kicked her in the shin. As she hobbled after me down the hall, she resembled a "wounded pirate."

by Matt September 1, 2004

How Blue Can You Get

Standard blues song popularized by B.B. King. Has the following verse in it that everybody knows. (Anybody who has been listening to blues and knows their Mojo from their Baby, also please note that the song was performed most frequently in the 50s, when a 10 dollar dinner was pretty expensive)

"I gave you a brand new ford, you said 'I want a Cadillac.'
I bought you a ten dollar dinner, you said 'thanks for the snack'
I let you live in my penhouse, you said it was just a shack.
I gave you seven children, and now you wanna give 'em back! Oh how blue can you get?"

"How Blue can you Get" is perhaps B.B. Kings best work.

by Matt April 25, 2005

poser

1. A puzzeling question.
2. One who poses.
3. Commonly mistaken for poseur

If you're going to use it spell it right! It's poseur, not "poser."

by Matt May 13, 2006

=*(

Its a sad crying face... how emo-esque.

=*( Fuck, dude... I'm sad and whatnot...


My girlfriend just took my left testacle =*(

by Matt November 28, 2004