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diddly

Nothing. Shortened version of "diddly-squat"
I sent my money in but I got diddly back.
by Matt October 7, 2003
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Sophomore Jinx

Alright kiddies, there are two definitions for this.

1) In baseball, this refers to the superstition that a rookie's second year will be a bad one, i.e. he gets injured, plays a horrible season, or the team falls apart on account of his playing style.

2) In college, it refers to the time when classes are getting much harder, sometimes even the harder than the following years in an undergraduate program. It can also refer to the student changing his/her major and having a hard time with it at first.
1) There are too many to list, check the stats at www.mlb.com

2) Little Billy suffered the Sophomore Jinx when he broke down working on a Rigid Body Mechanics assignment. He's now an Anthropology major.
by Matt September 5, 2005
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burly

strong,bomb and nuke proof
burly banshee morphone
by matt December 14, 2003
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HOORJ!

actually a strike through is required but it is an exclamation of happiness or goodness like "cool!" or "rad!" or "awesome" or "straight trippin". I believe it was invented by Pokey the Penguin
Me: There's a new pokey the penguin comic!
You: HOORJ!
by matt April 2, 2003
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camel bricker

An elderly Arab man who smashes camels' testes between two bricks in order to neuter them.
Ahmed had to take a long shower after assisting his local camel bricker that day.
by Matt April 19, 2005
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Kid That I Hate

1) Any human being which inspires utter disgust, loathing, violence and/or relating to any emotion or reaction associated with a passionate hatred of said individual.

2) A person who, by his very rudeness, smelliness, lack of intellect, lack of sensitivity, affinity for one's mother, or any other negative quality a human being can possess, effects a violent reaction (including, but not limited to, spitting and kicking in the crotch) to an incontrollable hatred conjured up by an individual who comes into contact with the depraved being known as Kid That I Hate.

3) Anything you want to spit on or kick in the crotch.
WHAT! Kevin had sex with my mom last night! That damn Kid That I Hate!

(USAGE NOTE: All letters in the phrase must be capitalized to indicate extreme hatred)
by Matt January 18, 2005
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office

Place to do your dirty business aka take a shit or wizz
by Matt December 16, 2003
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