matt's definitions

mechaphiliac

Someone who derives pleasure from sexual acts with mechanical objects. Such as robots and VHS players.

It looks like Matt gave this VHS player a mexican avalanche. What a mechaphiliac!

by Matt July 7, 2003

politics

The fastest way to piss off anybody and make enemies.

See Republican vs. Democrat.

by Matt June 25, 2004

rj

short for Rim job

so what if i didn't wipe, give me an rj!

by matt January 8, 2004

monter

Means Monster, but Sparks can't spell for shit

"lockness monter from"

by Matt April 3, 2005

stylesauceburg

If you have nothing else to say and need to express yourself.

Expresses coolness, lameness and everything in between.

Coupled with other vocabulary expanding words like : Old School, ripping it up, website and beard hilarity can ensue.

WHOOOOOOOOA! Eric is ripping it up oldschool www.stylesauceburg.org/beard!

by Matt November 6, 2004

fark

A 'not-news' clearing house

Not news: Dog bites Mailman
News: While Mailman was in a vehicle
Fark: That the Mailman was trying to steal

by Matt June 19, 2006

do-me spikes

(n.) Tall spikes on a pair of women's shoes which may be gripped durring the act of sex

COMPARE: Fuck me boots

While I was fucking her I grabbed onto her do-me spikes.

by Matt May 13, 2005