matt's definitions
Someone who derives pleasure from sexual acts with mechanical objects. Such as robots and VHS players.
by Matt July 7, 2003

by Matt June 25, 2004


If you have nothing else to say and need to express yourself.
Expresses coolness, lameness and everything in between.
Coupled with other vocabulary expanding words like : Old School, ripping it up, website and beard hilarity can ensue.
Expresses coolness, lameness and everything in between.
Coupled with other vocabulary expanding words like : Old School, ripping it up, website and beard hilarity can ensue.
by Matt November 6, 2004

A 'not-news' clearing house
Not news: Dog bites Mailman
News: While Mailman was in a vehicle
Fark: That the Mailman was trying to steal
News: While Mailman was in a vehicle
Fark: That the Mailman was trying to steal
by Matt June 19, 2006

(n.) Tall spikes on a pair of women's shoes which may be gripped durring the act of sex
COMPARE: Fuck me boots
COMPARE: Fuck me boots
by Matt May 13, 2005
