dirty santa

somewhat like a dirty sanchez. It's when a guy blows his load in his girl during anal sex then wipes his schlong on the girls face to make a white beard like santa.

I gave my girlfriend Mallory a dirty santa last night.

by Matt October 13, 2004

awesomest

To be more awesome then awesome itself.

You are the awesomist boss!

by matt November 02, 2003

carvin

A music manufacturing company based in California. They make custom guitars and basses, as well as very good, yet low cost, amps. They can get away with selling all their products cheap because they only sell direct. Their amps and guitars are very underrated, but you take a gamble with their lower cost basses.

I own a Carvin amp and it sounds just like an Ampeg, but I payed much less than an Ampeg.

by Matt April 02, 2004

sitfuck

having sex while sitting down

Did you see that shit they were sitfucking while I was eating my sandwhich.

by Matt June 17, 2006

Slezak

A prestigious surname with its roots from the Czech Republic

The Slezak family comes from high nobility and includes ingenious members.

by Matt November 24, 2003

Wuhspotch

Erick is a crackwhore.

Erick is such a cum blizzard wuhspotch!

by Matt March 09, 2004

Hairybudda

Flaming Scottish Homo with a dick ring

You're getting as bad as hairybudda

by Matt March 28, 2003