cancer

A disease caused by everything.

Bob got cancer from breathing, maybe we should stop so we don't get cancer!

by Matt March 26, 2005

Rehersal

The real way to spell "rehearsal"

I don't know about you and you're "rehearsals" but I have to go to a rehersal.

by Matt September 22, 2003

Cunt Warbling

Blowing hot mouthfulls of air into a womans lady-lips.

I like to cunt-warble.

by Matt June 26, 2004

penis

Substitute for a large powerful and/or European sports car.

That man drives a Porsche, he must have a very small penis.

I drive a Volvo, I have a huge penis.

by Matt December 19, 2003

penis

the main cannon of a male which give the indavidual possessing it a great amount of erotic pleasure along wiht mass amouts of pain. Only large ones are found on people whom are called matt

"holy shit that guys penis is fuckin gynormous he must be a matt!!"

"that guy is hung like a matt."

by matt January 13, 2005

froglidite

a small frog-like creature, that is a puta, or a lil bitch.

Eric Gudzinas is the original froglidite

by matt April 14, 2004

HiZoWnEd

A bigger version of being owned

<Kid> I'm owning this guy!
<Other Kid> Nt as much as I HiZoWnEd this guy!!

by Matt March 31, 2005