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Chaunse

Basically a kid who sucks ass and at life. It originated from the kids of EP High School and Chaska High School.
Kiel Hockett is one big chaunse.
by Matt April 19, 2005
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elephant trunk

A disgusting, bacteria infested, uncircumsised penis.
Anthony can make a snail out of his elephant trunk.
by Matt June 17, 2004
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jet ass

When you keep crapping liquid all day; really bad diarreah. Like Harry from Dumb and dumber.
Yo, my ass is raw cause i had jet ass all day!
by Matt April 9, 2004
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calamazoo

"Aren't you the loser who fell down the stairs yesterday?"
"Calamazoo"
by matt June 25, 2004
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Thielism

1. An attained perception or state of mind by an individual where resulting activities would normally be construed as criminal or morally repugnant in the eyes of the opposite sex but instead is dismissed as acceptable or quasi normal behavior.
2. A writing process which employs no planning or thinking before typing that results in the reader’s confusion and leaves them unsure of the authors intended meaning. Tacit understanding of the rules of grammar are not required to spot this nefarious writing style as the presence of mixed metaphors, unsettled diction, and the use of adjectives as adverbs will easily alert the reader.
Dan offered a thielism to the world when he asked on his blog; "How does the taste of defeat taste?"

Derek after conversing with Dan realized a Thielism was afoot when Dan stated that he had gotten a little bit "rough" with a woman.
by Matt October 27, 2010
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Dick Cheney

A verb indicating an action whereby someone looks out for their own interest regardless of the consequences, and then later if it becomes an issue either disappears or changes the subject (usually by banging the war drum so loud that nothing else can be heard)
When Tom asked Suzy about the warts on her pussy, she Dick Cheneyed him and started talking about how bad she wanted him.

His oil contacts with Iraq were Dick Cheneyed as soon as the administration decided a war would make people forget they didn't have jobs.
by Matt July 25, 2003
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Disturbed

Please don't judge people for what the listen to/wear/etc. That's just ridiculous.
I figured I'd add my two cents since this site has become more a forum than a dictionary, anyway.
by Matt December 15, 2003
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