smunky

Smunky listens to alkaline trio while making love to matt.
by matt May 27, 2003
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bum chigger

1. a form of small insect that burrows within one's rectal area.
2. an insult deriving from the small rectal-burrowing insect.
by matt August 27, 2003
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rehearsal

The completely and uterly wrong way to spell "rehersal".
What the fuck is a re-hear-sal?
by Matt September 22, 2003
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apretado

Jason: I just got some new rims for my bimmer yo!
Matt: Apretado
Jason: Yeee!
by Matt May 19, 2004
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Cut Short

one asks another this to save them a quarter of their alredy lit cigerette.
Hey can u cut me short.or
Can i get shorts.
by Matt January 13, 2004
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Turban Stuffer

A Person who wears a Turban, mostly of the Pakistanian Race, you know the ones who smell funny.
Turban Wearer: JKHLKH KJHKJHAKHG HKLJFHK:JHA!

Me: Stfu you Turban Stuffer
by Matt February 05, 2004
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hood wax taco

It's the act of having sex with a girl with her ass on the hood of your car or truck. The next day when everything dries, you can see the "taco" outline on the hood.
Eric banged Sara on the hood of his Jeep. The next day I saw the hood wax taco and made this definition.
by matt April 13, 2005
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