matt's definitions

school

Where they hire all of the Mean people whos jobs are to make your life hell. Its the place where you can go and fall asleep to the teachers voices. They allow you to do this, But then get all pissed when the exams come and you dont remember learning this Stuff... They Also will give you bad grades when you fail a test. The reason you mostly fail is because the smartest kid in the class has moved to the other end of the class

Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% on this test!!!
You: Thats passing...Isnt it?
(if this fails, then try the following)

Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% ON THIS TEST!!!
You: ITS YOUR OWN FAULT!!! YOU MOVED ME AWAY FROM THE SMARTEST KID IN THE CLASS!!! (then start crying and run out of the room)

by Matt January 15, 2004

The Sounds

A very kick ass band from Sweden. They mix rock with new wave, and their singer is damn hot.

Maja Ivarsson, vocals
Felix Rodriguez, guitars
Johan Bengtsson, bass
Jesper Anderberg, syntheseizers
Fredrik Nilsson, drums

by Matt April 14, 2004

18

The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.

Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.

by Matt May 13, 2006

Miskeen

To fuck around on someone or something
or
In the act of doing nasty or stupid things

Yo that girl shes very miskeen cuz she always sleeping around

When you didnt show up for your shift u were very miskeen

by Matt March 5, 2005

townie

The best time to get them is when they are on their own, you may have noticed that one townie will look at the floor when they pass u and ure mates, this is the best time to get ure own back. They r just stupid pussies with nothing betta to do than hang around town in gangs waiting for a single non-townie to walk past, (they usually only attack when ure on your own) then they will follow the poor unsuspecting person and beat them up 4 no reason. Townies = Shit.. especially JaSoN

"Fukkin innit mate, did u c da blazin squad on pop hits last nite? They hav phat tunes, fukkin innit." "Fuk yea, hey look theres sum kid on his own, lets go beat him shitless!" "Fukkin bitchin idea fukkin innit"

by matt January 23, 2004

yiu fai

A chinese guy, usually with extremely straight hair, who rides the Faraz Wheel. A "yiu fai" usually smokes monkey pole, but is known to be neither straight, nor gay, nor bisexual.

Hey yiu fai, your hair may be straight but you aren't.

by Matt August 5, 2003

Washou

The omgosh l33test druid on quellious, unlike that useless sweetypie trash that cybers everysingle person during a raid instead of doing what shes supposed to!

1) wash > sp
2) wash =/= dishes

by matt December 2, 2004