matt's definitions

Yonkers

Greatest city in New York. Contrary to what many believe, it's actually a very livable and vibrant city.

Stay out of the ghettos though, there's nothing to do down there.

by Matt March 23, 2005

new fad

Ugly kids with no friends who then cling to each-other as a source of friendship. They often change partners and don't mind public displays of sex. They wear ripped clothes that they found in trash bins andthen proceed to cover in pins.

Hants East Holders

by Matt March 24, 2004

balltang

What a man must grow in order to get some puntang

tucker needs to grow some madd balltang to get some putang

by Matt February 6, 2005

Rag Chewing

A term, normally used among ham radio operators, to indicate a period of conversation over 30 minutes. Also can be used in reference to a telephone conversation, or any contact between two people over a half an hour.

"Me and Eric rag chewed for a few hours last night about his time in the Army"

by Matt December 5, 2003

drop

when a girl is mad at a man, she waits untill her period, and has unprotected sex with the man, only to bleed in his penis hole.

"he thinks he's a player, well i'ma drop on him"!!!

by matt December 24, 2003

Forrest Gump

1)person - Forrest Gump- Showed LBJ his butt, Fought in Viet Nam, started a shrimp company, just kept running
2)Pulling something off with pure ignorance and luck.

1) Forrest Gump sure does like chocolates
2)You Forrest Gumped your way through college you bastard. Dude you totally Forrest Gumped your way into her pants!

by Matt September 8, 2003

footomch

some work neil says on the young ones

footomch

by matt October 8, 2003