mateo r's definitions

lizard lounge

The location where one goes to do dirty work. The place to get skinny. Lizards have tails that can fall off. When we are making a deuce, we are growing tails that fall off. Also known as the throne, shitter, outhouse, and the john.

This morning I took my time reading the paper in the lizard lounge.

by mateo r February 11, 2008

Growing a tail

The act of taking a dump. Lightly refrenced as crapping, deucing, shiting, taking a shite.

After drinking my ritualistic morning coffee, I feel really skinny when I am done growing a tail.

by mateo r February 11, 2008

H.A.Y.B.

In a sense, it is purely an acronym for a future communication. Holler At Ya Boy!

-"So, we should do this again"
-"I think so too"
-"Well just H.A.Y.B."
-"You know I will!"

by Mateo R January 17, 2008

buh-tugly

When a person is aesthetically undesireable. Not just a butterface, but not as bad as fugly.

Well she sounded good on the phone, but when we met for drinks, she was buh-tugly.

by Mateo R January 15, 2008