New York Dollar

a pittance, a very small amount of money that would go as far as a single dollar would in New York City.

at that garage sale, I got a new gameboy for a New York Dollar.

by masteroffire January 18, 2012

iFinger

what you give when someone is bragging about their new icrap.

iderp: duh look at my new Ipad. It's just like the iphone I also have but it's bigger and more expensive and even crappier
me: here's my iFinger

by masteroffire February 29, 2012

autotune

that thing rappers use nowadays that makes you sound like a robot going through puberty. first developed for the mining industry as a way to find oil wells fossils coal and metal deposits underground it was later introduced to music by cher in her song "believe". it was made popular during the boy band phenomenon especially by N*sync I guess they figured if they couldn't make them genuinely sound good that a robot gargling was almost as good.

Kanye west: I'm such a musical genius.
Kanye east: let's see you sing without autotune,then.
Kanye west: fuck

by masteroffire October 19, 2012

battleshit

a more appropriate name for the battleship movie

chip: hey let's watch a movie
brad: sure, but I want to see one that will be less fun than inserting razor wire into my ass.
chip: battleshit it is then
brad: oh god that's just insane

by masteroffire October 27, 2012

atomic trainwreck

a cocktail made from equal parts jack daniels and an energy drink called "joltin' joe espresso" it gets you so shitfaced you won't even be able to balance on your own ass however after a couple hours it will result in an excruciating hangover. It kind of tastes like chocolate. not recommended.

barkeep: hey try this new drink. I call it an atomic trainwreck.
ted: well, let's try it
ted: holy shit I can't stand up mang.
a couple hours later
ted: oooowwww oooowwwwwww what was I thinking
barkeep: brace yourself, you got another 18 hours of that

by masteroffire January 16, 2013

taco bell

1. where the food is tasty and cheap, but you only rent it.
2. a place where you can grab a hand full of mild sauce for free and make some pretty bitchin' enchiladas with it. (no really, try it)

1. walks up to taco bell counter: yes, let me get five crunchy tacos for four hours.
taco dork: ok that'll be seven dollars and fifty cents with a dollar fifty late fee per hour.
2. my bro: I'm hungry
me: lets go to taco bell and d-block some of their mild sauce. then I'll make us some enchiladas with the cheese and beans in the fridge.

by masteroffire December 11, 2012

Potassium

Means Okay. from OK-->K-->K being the chemical symbol for Potassium

bob: Going to work now
bill: Potassium

by masteroffire August 19, 2013