Definitions by master tonberry

Gagging on Seaweed 

It happened to SpongeBob when he tasted seaweed, in an attempt to live with the jellyfish.

SpongeBob gagged on seaweed.

Gagging on Seaweed by Master Tonberry March 4, 2005

Habanero 

Classified into a group called C. Chinese, Habaneros are among the hottest peppers in the world. The Red Savina Habanero holds the record at 577,000 Scoville Units.

One nibble off an Orange Habanero will turn your mouth into a living inferno.

Habanero by Master Tonberry February 24, 2005

Ice Beam 

A very useful weapon in Metroid. It allows you to temporarily freeze enemies. Although no damage is done to the enemy, another shot to un-freeze will cause damage. A must-have weapon once you get to Tourian.

With enough skill, the Ice Beam can be used to freeze Rippers or other enemies to form a stepping stone to reach places you normally couldn't get to.

Ice Beam by Master Tonberry February 23, 2005

Norfair

A lava-filled area near the core of Planet Zebes, otherwise known as 'The Fire Zone'. The most vast and difficult area to navigate in the game. A secret passage can be found in almost every dead end along with lots of useful items.

Norfair is a dangerous and tricky area for beginners.

Norfair by Master Tonberry February 23, 2005

Sapphire WEAPON 

The least recognized WEAPON in FF7, mainly because you don't get to fight it. Its the one that attacks Junon Harbor and gets its head blown off by the Cannon.

Sapphire WEAPON's head was blown off by the big Cannon at Junon Harbor.

Sapphire WEAPON by Master Tonberry February 6, 2005

Ultimate WEAPON

The second easiest WEAPON to beat in FF7. It takes the longest and is a pain to track down after each battle. The WEAPON itself is not too tough. To engage combat, wait for it to hover, then ram it with your airship. Most of its attacks do 1,500-3,000 points of damage. After taking 5,000-10,000 points of damage, the WEAPON will fly away and you have to track it down. Repeat this until the final battle over Cosmo Canyon where it will crash and destroy much of the canyon. Watch out for Ultimate's final attack, Shadow Flare, doing 5,000 points of damage if blocked by MBarrier. The rewards for your success are the Ultima Weapon and access to the Ancient Forest.

I was so pissed at Ultimate Weapon for making me take 20 minutes track it down, so I used KOTR and it headed straight for Cosmo Canyon.

Ultimate WEAPON by Master Tonberry February 2, 2005

Diamond WEAPON 

Appears in FF7 when you leave the City of the Ancients after using the Key. Despite its tough appearence, a beginner could easily beat this thing. All of its attacks are Magic and are relatively weak, but watch out for Diamond Flash. Have a character equipped with Ribbon and Cure-All. Then use Echo Screens to cure Silence. Invulnerable to most physical attacks until it prepares to do Diamond Flash.

I beat Diamond WEAPON before it even began its countdown!

Diamond WEAPON by Master Tonberry January 31, 2005