master bates's definitions

lembo

A name used as an insult, originating from some place on Long Island.

God, you're such a lembo.

by Master Bates April 24, 2005

Gelb

Ding Dong Ding Dong ______ Gelb

Ding Dong Ding Dong .......Gelb

by Master Bates February 18, 2005

crack one out

To masturbate
see also: wank, frig, toss, tommy-tank, make the bald man cry, choke the money etc etc

John cracked one out in the toilets during his lunch-break.

by Master Bates September 18, 2003

bouncin'

when the place gets ill y'all leave

Let's bounce yo (lets make like a tree and leave)

by master bates January 1, 2003

shmeebs

Very small breasts, no more than a mouthful, smallest of the categorising system that includes jubbly wubblies and whopping doopsies.

Look at the shmeebs on that!

by Master Bates March 28, 2005

wank

predominantely British term for masturbation

Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc

by Master Bates March 23, 2003

Gdn

Gangster Disciple Nation

On Gdn stop playing with me lord onna boss

by Master Bates July 7, 2023