Definitions by masonthemissile

State Farm 

the devil had brought many terrible.

Most not as bad as this

STATE FARM IS THERE
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I love State Farm
- Jake from State Farm
STATE FARM IS THERE

State Farm by masonthemissile November 16, 2022

Magio-Furints 

A word based off of a Magio-Furint. The word is used when describing a group of very hot/attractive people

Check out these Magio-Furints

Magio-Furints by masonthemissile November 12, 2022

Magio-Furint 

A group of people with the same gender get sorted into groups ‘hot’ or ‘ugly’ by someone from the opposite gender, and the ‘hot’ group all usually get laid, or make out with the ‘chooser’. It can get wild.

Yesterday I did a Magio-Furint with these hot chicks at school

Magio-Furint by masonthemissile November 12, 2022

cougar lover 

Somebody that is obsessed with cougars and always under no circumstances are they not attracted.

Bruh Jimmy I’m gettin’ a boner lookin’ at this cougar

Damn Alex your such a cougar lover

cougar lover by masonthemissile November 12, 2022

cougar 

A grandmother around like 55-100 and is really really hot (still) and consistently attracts younger men

Yo check out the cougar over there

Yeah I’m gettin’ sweaty

cougar by masonthemissile November 12, 2022

Minecraft kid

A kid obsessed with Minecraft

Kate: I love the Minecraft Kid
Francesca: IKR he’s so hot

Minecraft kid by masonthemissile November 11, 2022

Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner 

Approximately 3-5 feet once he has a boner

Julie loved Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner size, one she hung up a picture of it in here room

Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner by masonthemissile November 11, 2022