marsneedstowels's definitions

coronarycopia

A large amount of fattening food.

Al had his two favourite food groups, greasy and salty, arranged together. A veritable coronarycopia.

by marsneedstowels July 28, 2009

semimerge syndrome

A short slowing or stopping of traffic on a normally fast moving road caused by the merging or turning of a semi-truck or other large vehicle.

"I almost rear ended a Saab thanks to semimerge syndrome. I think it was carrying oranges."

by marsneedstowels February 4, 2010