camwank

Camwank(V): To masturbate while one's webcam, or any moving image recorder/processor is turned on and someone is watching what your camera is seeing.

"Man, she's such a slut, last night on MSN she asked me to camwank for her!"
"OMG WTF LOL ROFL LMAO!"
"...die"

by Marko November 10, 2004

Broom

Broom(N): Long, thin handle with brush at one end, used for sweeping floors clean. Not too difficult to understand, eh?

"Get a broom, sweep this floor."

by Marko November 12, 2004

Floor

Floor(N): (1: Very large place where lazy people put thier stuff.
(2: Place indoors where people walk.

(1:"Where's the remote?"
"On the floor."
"Where's the stove?"
"On the floor." <lights go out>
"Where's a torch?"
"ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!"

(2: "You walk on the floor"

by Marko November 11, 2004

Magwitch

convict; who is pip's secret benefactor in great expectations

Magwitch's a baller.

by Marko November 15, 2004

Sex Pistols

I'd just like to make a note that Deranged, the source of definition number 12, well he's right.

He is! He knows what he's talking about

by Marko December 27, 2004

nutkins

Someone with a cunt of a haircut pertaining to the 1980's UK tv "personality" Terry Nutkins who had a haircut like Max Wall on acid. A fucking nightmare basically!

Look at that hunin therangers top! He's got a right fucking nutkins

by Marko December 28, 2003

American Eagle

A store that all the trend followers that don't have the balls to be different shop at. Their main clothing topic is clothing that is pre-worn out, pre-ripped, pre-stained, etc...

Basically, a bunch of spoiled rich queers pay extra to look poor

by Marko December 11, 2004