21 definitions by marko
Camwank(V): To masturbate while one's webcam, or any moving image recorder/processor is turned on and someone is watching what your camera is seeing.
"Man, she's such a slut, last night on MSN she asked me to camwank for her!"
"OMG WTF LOL ROFL LMAO!"
"...die"
"OMG WTF LOL ROFL LMAO!"
"...die"
by marko November 10, 2004
Man, I bet that fat bitch been sitting in the sun so long in those fat-ass pants she gots herself a serious case of swamp-ass.
by marko October 23, 2002
When someone fucks a prostitute doggie style and then proceeds to donkey punch her knocking her unconcious thus not having to pay. And while exiting the premises you yell "the price is right, bitch!"
"While attending a bachelor party in Vegas I "Bob Barkered two whores in one night." "The price WAS right!"
by marko June 12, 2006
Broom(N): Long, thin handle with brush at one end, used for sweeping floors clean. Not too difficult to understand, eh?
by marko November 12, 2004
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Tubthump(V): to have sexual intercourse in one's bathtub
Alternates: Tubthumping: Amusing song that has nothing to do with the actual meaning of the word
Alternates: Tubthumping: Amusing song that has nothing to do with the actual meaning of the word
by marko November 10, 2004
Floor(N): (1: Very large place where lazy people put thier stuff.
(2: Place indoors where people walk.
(2: Place indoors where people walk.
(1:"Where's the remote?"
"On the floor."
"Where's the stove?"
"On the floor." <lights go out>
"Where's a torch?"
"ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!"
(2: "You walk on the floor"
"On the floor."
"Where's the stove?"
"On the floor." <lights go out>
"Where's a torch?"
"ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!"
(2: "You walk on the floor"
by marko November 11, 2004