marko's definitions

Floor

Floor(N): (1: Very large place where lazy people put thier stuff.
(2: Place indoors where people walk.

(1:"Where's the remote?"
"On the floor."
"Where's the stove?"
"On the floor." <lights go out>
"Where's a torch?"
"ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!"

(2: "You walk on the floor"

by Marko November 11, 2004

disimperpreate

to eat food

YO...I heard that scott goes home and disimperpreates

scott-no i dont

other guy-you dont eat..ha

by MArko March 17, 2004

horseraddish

bullshit

thats horseraddish

by marko October 4, 2003

Bob Barker

When someone fucks a prostitute doggie style and then proceeds to donkey punch her knocking her unconcious thus not having to pay. And while exiting the premises you yell "the price is right, bitch!"

"While attending a bachelor party in Vegas I "Bob Barkered two whores in one night." "The price WAS right!"

by MarkO July 29, 2008

Jelly Bracelets

Bracelets made of a rubbery-type material that are worn traditionally on the wrist

They are in no way related to sex, and if they are, that has nothing to do with me wearing them, so screw the media and that piece of trash Dr. Phil

by Marko April 20, 2004

Sex Pistols

I'd just like to make a note that Deranged, the source of definition number 12, well he's right.

He is! He knows what he's talking about

by Marko December 27, 2004

nutkins

Someone with a cunt of a haircut pertaining to the 1980's UK tv "personality" Terry Nutkins who had a haircut like Max Wall on acid. A fucking nightmare basically!

Look at that hunin therangers top! He's got a right fucking nutkins

by Marko December 28, 2003